Introduction

PurduePara203 · Post by **PurduePara203** » February 14th, 2007, 10:16 am

Welcome and thanks for your willingness to serve.

bjackson911 · Post by **bjackson911** » February 14th, 2007, 12:24 pm

Thanks for the welcome Rangers

Attention to detail. This is not a Ranger, he is a DEP, just like you. But he is a DEP Moderator, show him respect and he will advise you.

Thanks for the heads up Rangers Luna and Cams. Noted.

I don't think I will be able to lose all my fat bastardness before I leave but I am actively working on that. Thanks again

Bravo57 · Post by **Bravo57** » February 14th, 2007, 1:03 pm

Welcome to the site fat bastard!

Rolling rolling rolling, get the Depper rolling, fat hide!!!!

Good luck. It's gonna suck, but I agree with the others. You have a little "life experience" that will help you through some of the tough times. Just don't try to use any of that "knowlege" with a (younger than you) RIP instructor.

cams · Post by **cams** » February 14th, 2007, 2:04 pm

bjackson911 wrote:Thanks for the welcome Rangers

Attention to detail. This is not a Ranger, he is a DEP, just like you. But he is a DEP Moderator, show him respect and he will advise you.
Thanks for the heads up Rangers Luna and Cams. Noted.

I don't think I will be able to lose all my fat bastardness before I leave but I am actively working on that. Thanks again

Stop winking at me you homo. Whatdaya think we're in jail or something here...

bjackson911 · Post by **bjackson911** » February 14th, 2007, 7:56 pm

Roger that Ranger Cams, just thought you were kinda cute. my bad

bjackson911 · Post by **bjackson911** » February 14th, 2007, 7:58 pm

Thanks Ranger Bravo57.

bjackson911 · Post by **bjackson911** » February 14th, 2007, 9:31 pm

bjackson911 wrote:Roger that Ranger Cams

Jim · Post by **Jim** » February 15th, 2007, 7:06 am

bjackson911 wrote:Roger that Ranger Cams, just thought you were kinda cute. my bad

Well, Bill, you may not realize it, but you may have been better off to have thrown a rock and hit the wasp's nest. First, shouldn't be flirting with Ranger Cams. He is one of our resident homophobics (if you are unaware of the word, he'll explain). In addition, you need to realize that you are not here to bond -- you are here to improve your chances to serve as a member of the 75th Ranger Regiment. Begin by reading all the FAQs, as well as specific stickies and threads. The search button is your friend -- I'm not. Then I want you to give yourself a diagnostic PT test and report back with your results. Please post your results by Midnight Saturday.

bjackson911 · Post by **bjackson911** » February 15th, 2007, 7:42 am

Roger that Ranger Advisor Jim, I am taking a PT test this friday and will post the results that evening. No disrespect intended.

cams · Post by **cams** » February 15th, 2007, 9:51 am

bjackson911 wrote:Roger that Ranger Cams, just thought you were kinda cute. my bad

Listen to me very fucking carefully you cocksmooching motherfucker.

Stop posting, now. You will respond to Ranger Jim's instructions only. ASAP. If you weren't a DEP you would be banned already for that comment.

After you comply with Ranger Jim's instructions you will go back to being a fucking idiot all by yourself.

Your world is about to get very fucking small here in a short time. I can reach out and punch you in the throat without even being there.

If you ever PM me again, I will hunt you down and squeeze your nuts up through your throat like a fucking push-pop.

Looon · Post by **Looon** » February 15th, 2007, 10:04 am

bjackson911 wrote:Roger that Ranger Cams, just thought you were kinda cute. my bad

Ranger Ron · Post by **Ranger Ron** » February 15th, 2007, 10:09 am

Ranger Luna wrote:
bjackson911 wrote:Roger that Ranger Cams, just thought you were kinda cute. my bad

Hell, I think maybe he has a point......specially when your mad.