Introduction

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Post by DixieRat »

Bravo57 wrote:Good intro. Welcome to the site.

Things you need to know about being a 13F.

1) You always carry a radio
2) You always carry a radio
3) You always carry a radio
4) You better be able to hump your ruck and keep up with or ahead of the pack.


For specific questions, feel free to find the appropiate area, post your questions and then PM me.
Let's not forget you always carry extra batteries as well. Plus the usual load. Of curse, back in the day, it was 13E and not 13F. But then the Army modernized.

I don't recall having to smell anything as a rule. And sometimes a lack of a sense of smell can be a blessing. Like when you're packed into a truck with 30-60 guys who haven't showered for a week or two.
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Ranger DixieRat,

I, for one, liked that smell. It's like farting in bed and then pulling the covers over your head and wallowing in the stink. Even better doing it to my girlfriend. Flannel...this is called "The Dutch Oven."
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The lack of smell could be extremely dangerous, in a darkened room with a Rangerette.

You best get some type of multi-meter thingamajig that can sniff poo-nanny and give you a green light dude.
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Cliv03 wrote:Soooo....not being able to smell, it would be pretty much pointless if one was to give you a "Dirty Sanchez" or the "Atomic Situp?" :P :P
Wow. Really, why are you thinking about giving a dirty sanchez to a guy?















Oh, I see, 1st Batt. Nevermind. Homo. :twisted:
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Post by Maggot275 »

Cliv03 wrote:If you end up making it to a Ranger Battalion, be sure that when your birthday comes you let your whole squad...or section know. You will be king for a day.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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cams wrote:
Wow. Really, why are you thinking about giving a dirty sanchez to a guy?















Oh, I see, 1st Batt. Nevermind. Homo.
Well, Ranger cams, it was either a "Filthy Walrus" or a "Dirty Sanchez."
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