civilian friends vs Ranger buddies

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civilian friends vs Ranger buddies

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Ranger Buddies vs. Civilian Friends
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk
RANGER BUDDIES: Will post 360 security so you dont get caught

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
RANGER BUDDIES: Call your parents Drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.
RANGER BUDDIES: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
RANGER BUDDIES: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but hey, that shit was fun as fuck!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
RANGER BUDDIES: Laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your pussy.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
RANGER BUDDIES: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will listen to your relatioship problems and hope it works out for you.
RANGER BUDDIES: Will listen to you over a long hard road march, and will help you straighten it out better than Dr. Phil.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
RANGER BUDDIES: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Might try to hit on your girl behind your back.
RANGER BUDDIES: Have spooned with you in the field more than your girl has, and would never even think about doing that.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
RANGER BUDDIES: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
RANGER BUDDIES: Walk right in and say, "I'm home fuckers!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
RANGER BUDDIES: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
RANGER BUDDIES: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
RANGER BUDDIES: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste.. That's alcohol abuse!!!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
RANGER BUDDIES: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
RANGER BUDDIES: Will say "okay just one more" and then 2 minutes later "okay just one more".

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
RANGER BUDDIES: Will knock them the fuck out!!

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
RANGER BUDDIES: Will actually take a bullet for you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will ignore this
RANGER BUDDIES: Will repost this. RLTW!!
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Re: civilian friends vs Ranger buddies

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We who have had careers on both sides of the fence understand just how true that is!
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CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
RANGER BUDDIES: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but hey, that shit was fun as fuck!"
How true. :D
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CIVILIAN BUDDIES will tell you "Man you should hire a good attorney"
RANGER BUDDIES will say "Do you need me to bring a D-Handled shovel or a bag of lime" 8) :wink:
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colt1rgr wrote:CIVILIAN BUDDIES will tell you "Man you should hire a good attorney"
RANGER BUDDIES will say "Do you need me to bring a D-Handled shovel or a bag of lime" 8) :wink:
Nah, just bring a six-pack. Can I borrow your truck? :)
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