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A 65-year-old man shot two teens, one fatally, as they tried to rob him Wednesday morning on a trail near the Schuylkill River, police said. The Berks County coroner's office did not release the name of the boy who was killed, saying only that he was a 16-year-old from the city. Officials said his m...

Baseplate wrote:Why would I need to cook? I am married.

I once thought that way. Be careful.

Cheese Dip. Brown 1 pound of Jimmy Dean Sausage (regular flavor). Cut one box of Velveeta into 1 inch squares give or take. Put sausage and cheese into a microwavable casserole dish with a lid. Add one can or two of Rotel Tomatoes. Nuke the stuff for no more than 2 minutes at a time. Remove from mi...

I agree with Ranger X, you don't want a "raw chain" from improper lube.

Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is ...

With the start of big game season upon us I thought I would ask the hunters here what they hunt besides pussy. It might prove interesting to learn what everyone hunts from different parts of the country. Some of you in the western states have the opportunity to hunt big game the rest of us only drea...

F-ing Comcast sucks

At a wedding party recently someone yelled:
"All the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."

The bartender was crushed to death.

WTF! Hey 'First Lady' why don't you try to act like one? She should read this and learn! I am the flag of the United States of America. I was born on June 14, 1777, in Philadelphia. There the Continental Congress adopted my stars and stripes as the national flag. My thirteen stripes alternating red ...

There are two statues in a park; One of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient ...

The folks, who are getting free shit, don't like the folks who are paying for the free shit. Because the folks who are paying for the free shit can no Longer afford to pay for both the free shit and their own shit. And, the Folks who are paying for the free shit want the free shit to stop. And, the ...

Radiation is a bitch.

Don't be a hater. It's just a story. Not my story.

Once upon a time, a prince asked a beautiful princess, “Will you marry me?” The princess said, “NO!” and the prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and had sex with skinny big-breasted chicks and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and d...

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane. The second man ex...