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- September 12th, 2014, 5:59 pm
- Forum: The Mosh Pit
- Topic: Questions
- Replies: 5
- Views: 2564
Questions
Questions: prepare yourself for the next election !! Six trivia questions to see how much history you really know. Be honest, it's kind of fun and revealing. If you don't know the answer make your best guess. Answer all of the questions (no cheating) before looking at the answers. And, no, the answe...
- September 12th, 2014, 8:27 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Welcome to 2014
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1744
Welcome to 2014
WELCOME to 2014: • Our Phones – Wireless • Cooking – Fireless • Cars – Keyless • Food – Fatless • Tires –Tubeless • Dress – Sleeveless • Youth – Jobless • Leaders – Shameless • Relationships – Meaningless • Attitudes – Careless • Babies – Fatherless • Feelings – Heartless • Education – Valueless • C...
- August 2nd, 2014, 8:09 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Brain Transplant
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1292
Brain Transplant
In the hospital where a family member lay gravely ill, the relatives gathered in the waiting room. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this ti...
- June 15th, 2014, 8:13 am
- Forum: Introductions - Future Soldiers and Other Civilians
- Topic: re-intro SITREP update
- Replies: 12
- Views: 3990
Re: re-intro SITREP update
Concur.Mike11C11B wrote: I say ban.
- May 26th, 2014, 8:03 am
- Forum: The Mosh Pit
- Topic: How Can We Best Honor Their Memory on Memorial Day
- Replies: 7
- Views: 4090
Re: How Can We Best Honor Their Memory on Memorial Day
X2rangertough wrote:That was awesome thanks Jim.
- April 25th, 2014, 8:26 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Death of the Old Cow
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1289
Death of the Old Cow
Suddenly, a cow runs out into the road, and a limo driving late at night hits it head-on and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat - in her usual abrasive manner, says to the Chauffeur, "You get out and check on that stupid cow. You were driving." So the chauffeur gets out, c...
- April 5th, 2014, 7:14 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Senior Citizen Instructions
- Replies: 4
- Views: 2166
Senior Citizen Instructions
Only a Senior Citizen can understand these instrutions:
I got a new stick deodorant today.
The instructions said: "Remove cap and push up bottom."
It hurts to walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells lovely
I got a new stick deodorant today.
The instructions said: "Remove cap and push up bottom."
It hurts to walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells lovely
- April 4th, 2014, 7:52 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Conundrum
- Replies: 7
- Views: 2713
Conundrum
The definition of the word Conundrum is: something that is puzzling or confusing. The six contradictions of socialism in the United States of America: 1. America is capitalist and greedy - yet half of the population is subsidized. 2. Half of the population is subsidized - yet they think they are vic...
- February 8th, 2014, 8:57 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Frozen Windows
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1811
Frozen Windows
Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning: "Windows frozen, won't open.
"Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it.
"Wife texts back five minutes later: "Computer really fucked up now."
"Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it.
"Wife texts back five minutes later: "Computer really fucked up now."
- February 6th, 2014, 9:25 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Little Red Wagon
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1374
Little Red Wagon
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her ca...
- January 1st, 2014, 8:33 am
- Forum: Introductions - Rangers, Veterans, Ranger Wives/Parents
- Topic: Intro - Renman59
- Replies: 17
- Views: 8924
Re: Intro - Renman59
Welcome young Ranger.
- November 11th, 2013, 9:27 am
- Forum: The Mosh Pit
- Topic: Thank you Veterans
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1638
Re: Thank you Veterans
Absolutely!Sleepy Doc wrote:X3.. In a feckin' heartbeat..IEDmagnet wrote:X2, and I'd do it all over again if given the chance.
- November 1st, 2013, 8:10 am
- Forum: The Mosh Pit
- Topic: No "Under God" at AFA?
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1320
Re: No "Under God" at AFA?
Got it; thanks for the clarification.
- October 31st, 2013, 2:35 pm
- Forum: The Mosh Pit
- Topic: No "Under God" at AFA?
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1320
No "Under God" at AFA?
Don't know if this is true or not--
Was talking with a USAF veteran last night and he said the Air Force Academy now prohibits saying "Under God" when reciting the Pledge of Allegiance. Hopefully this is just one of those unfounded rumors but does anyone know if it's true?
Was talking with a USAF veteran last night and he said the Air Force Academy now prohibits saying "Under God" when reciting the Pledge of Allegiance. Hopefully this is just one of those unfounded rumors but does anyone know if it's true?
- October 2nd, 2013, 10:45 am
- Forum: The Mosh Pit
- Topic: So long Jack Ryan
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1855
Re: So long Jack Ryan
I traveled a lot during the 90's and started reading his books then. I'v probably read just about everything he has written. Always thought "Red Storm Rising," "The Cardinal of the Kremlin," "The Hunt for Red October" and "Clear and Present Danger" were his be...