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Questions: prepare yourself for the next election !! Six trivia questions to see how much history you really know. Be honest, it's kind of fun and revealing. If you don't know the answer make your best guess. Answer all of the questions (no cheating) before looking at the answers. And, no, the answe...

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In the hospital where a family member lay gravely ill, the relatives gathered in the waiting room. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this ti...

Mike11C11B wrote: I say ban.

Concur.

rangertough wrote:That was awesome thanks Jim.

X2

Suddenly, a cow runs out into the road, and a limo driving late at night hits it head-on and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat - in her usual abrasive manner, says to the Chauffeur, "You get out and check on that stupid cow. You were driving." So the chauffeur gets out, c...

Only a Senior Citizen can understand these instrutions:


I got a new stick deodorant today.

The instructions said: "Remove cap and push up bottom."

It hurts to walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells lovely

The definition of the word Conundrum is: something that is puzzling or confusing. The six contradictions of socialism in the United States of America: 1. America is capitalist and greedy - yet half of the population is subsidized. 2. Half of the population is subsidized - yet they think they are vic...

Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning: "Windows frozen, won't open.

"Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it.

"Wife texts back five minutes later: "Computer really fucked up now."

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her ca...

Welcome young Ranger.

Sleepy Doc wrote:

IEDmagnet wrote:X2, and I'd do it all over again if given the chance.

X3.. In a feckin' heartbeat..

Absolutely!

Got it; thanks for the clarification.

Don't know if this is true or not--

Was talking with a USAF veteran last night and he said the Air Force Academy now prohibits saying "Under God" when reciting the Pledge of Allegiance. Hopefully this is just one of those unfounded rumors but does anyone know if it's true?

I traveled a lot during the 90's and started reading his books then. I'v probably read just about everything he has written. Always thought "Red Storm Rising," "The Cardinal of the Kremlin," "The Hunt for Red October" and "Clear and Present Danger" were his be...