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Fall back and re-group is great advice. As Ranger wm311 was trying to get a across in a hilarious way was anyne can say I sorry. However the day comes for everyone when saying sorry just isn't enough. You were asked, advised and even told to research before your posts. If you had, then you would hav...

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Ranger MICHAEL A. LUNA.

That's Fucking Funny :D :D

You are a fucking stud. I would love top be there when you tell your D.S. you would "touch " him back. That would be a fucking blast to watch. Drill Seargents do have a time where they can "touch" you. If you are on a range or in a training environment and you become a saftey haz...

Got a question, don't know which topic to put it under so I thought this was a place to start. If it needs to be in another forum please direct me to the correct AO. Anyway. I was at the VFW the other night talking to a couple guys who were Army and Marines. The topic came up of where the term HOOAH...

Where were you when I was in????? I went to the medics for shin splints, they didn't tell me shit except, "Here's some Mootrin." "RTD" SUre as shit i was back there a week later and put on a 30 day profile.

SACK UP!!!! Follow these instructions.

1. Reach down where your uterus is.

2. Grab what God gave you.

3. Realize that you are of the Male species.

4. Be a man.

5. Repeat steps 1 through 4 until you remember them.

Also, FYI I am not a Ranger. I was with the 82nd.

[Quote="PaleHorseRider"]so this will be my last post.[/Quote]

SACK UP!!!!

K-O-R-E-A!! Some one should make a call and see if J.S.A. could use another JOE.

It is conversations like this that make me miss barracks life.

LMFAO!!!!!

I am sure everyone has heard of lot of them but what is the best Michael Jackson joke out there? I think mine is;

What's the difference between John Glenn and Michael Jackson?

John Glenn walk on ON the moon. Michael Jackson Fucks little boys.

[ P.S. Ranger Saltbitch, i dont know what you are talking about, mispelling, whoever i told my name to i told the it was Pvt. Mazzie, not mazzey.[/quote] WTF???? I don't know what YOU are talking about. Say again, over! I probably slept through it but when did they start doing 5 mile runs (walks) in...

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