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by Rock Island Ranger
June 30th, 2010, 4:50 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: A sermon to all from the Pastor
Replies: 35
Views: 11882

A sermon to all from the Pastor

Ladies and gents. I have no illusions as to societies gratitude for the soldiers on this board or in the miltary. We dont seek their gratitude nor their approval for what we did, what was sacrificed, and the scars some of us have on our bodies and souls. It may be nice but its not required. This yea...
by Rock Island Ranger
June 30th, 2010, 4:15 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: I've lived in Texas too long, this is funny to me.
Replies: 9
Views: 4647

Re: I've lived in Texas too long, this is funny to me.

No killin'
Ats jus a load ouh horseshit.
by Rock Island Ranger
June 30th, 2010, 6:40 am
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Introduction C-MAC
Replies: 13
Views: 3517

Re: Introduction C-MAC

You will find amoung the boys a very high and keen appreciation for anyone who served and did their jobs with honor. No need to apologize or even be humble. Yep, drive on and welcome here.
by Rock Island Ranger
June 29th, 2010, 11:27 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Eighteen years remaining before I meet the grave.
Replies: 29
Views: 9419

Re: Eighteen years remaining before I meet the grave.

Hope your day of realization was profound and soul enhancing. Personally, I dont get this birthday thang. Why the fuck does anyone want to celebrate another fucker making 1 more year. Life aint a goal, its a journey. OK, OK...Im not Scrooge, jes sayin, its a dumb tradition. But, if we are all gunna ...
by Rock Island Ranger
June 11th, 2010, 9:12 am
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Introduction
Replies: 16
Views: 4381

Re: Introduction

Welcome to ArmyRanger.com. I can't believe we have another pastor (ref. Rock Island Ranger) and more importantly another Texan! I just don't know!!!! Oh and thanks for your service to our great country, then and now! Bless you my son! Texas yes. But Im not a Pastor, just carry a nickname. You are t...
by Rock Island Ranger
June 8th, 2010, 9:19 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Any Business savy Ranger's out there?
Replies: 31
Views: 9165

Re: Any Business savy Ranger's out there?

Hey Pastor, ever thought of franchising the Range? I have some land in Canada that very suitable for a range and Canuks go ape over that shit since it's very regulated. I don't have to worry about the regulations as my land is on an Indian Reservation. They're used to gunshots at all hours of the d...
by Rock Island Ranger
June 7th, 2010, 10:12 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Lacrosse Help?
Replies: 14
Views: 3832

Re: Lacrosse Help?

Awesome feedback! I told him this morning on the way to school about the replies and he was psych'd! Does it matter which type of stick? Which one by position is the best to learn on? Thanks again! I have his older sister trying to find the coach's email address today in her last day of classes. I ...
by Rock Island Ranger
June 7th, 2010, 6:05 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Lacrosse Help?
Replies: 14
Views: 3832

Re: Lacrosse Help?

I played Lacrosse for over 25 years. Summer training programs are held by numerous colleges throughout the US. UVA, Johns Hopkins, UNC, and hundreds of others. Lot of former Lacrosse players out in the world and if you posted a "want add" locally, and asked for a Lacrosse mentor to teach s...
by Rock Island Ranger
June 7th, 2010, 5:58 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Any Business savy Ranger's out there?
Replies: 31
Views: 9165

Re: Any Business savy Ranger's out there?

What are you good at and what do you like to do, have passion for, and want to do in the future?
by Rock Island Ranger
May 24th, 2010, 6:25 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Texas Man Faked His Way Into Army
Replies: 13
Views: 3491

Re: Texas Man Faked His Way Into Army

Yup......he is a poser. Like most people in Texas, they are here ILEGALLY, making them poser's. And now this guy......a poser. Everyone from Texas is now offically a poser ! 8) From a strictly intellectual and academic standpoint using my highly developed mastery of the English language, I submit t...
by Rock Island Ranger
May 20th, 2010, 3:04 pm
Forum: About Ranger School - In Honor of Ranger BattleBoar - RIP
Topic: What was Ranger School like for you?
Replies: 60
Views: 66537

Re: What was Ranger School like for you?

Hardest thing I remember was keepting my hatchet scoured. We ate plenty though. Couple of Officers died of mysterious wounds.....we ate em. Not bad actually.
by Rock Island Ranger
May 19th, 2010, 8:19 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Greatest blow job in American history: (cheap pun)
Replies: 14
Views: 4612

Re: Greatest blow job in American history: (cheap pun)

As I recall, the "blow job" put up more stuff into the atmosphere than all the stuff mankind has. And weather patterns were altered for a year or two. All we need is for three or four that size to happen in a single year... That would change the planet more than wildest dreams of Al Gore....
by Rock Island Ranger
May 12th, 2010, 6:19 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Retirement Present.
Replies: 15
Views: 5016

Re: Retirement Present.

All good ideas for sure. Fishing trip for just you two. And, a man can ALWAYS use another weapon.
by Rock Island Ranger
May 9th, 2010, 5:36 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Medal For 'Courageous Restraint' ???
Replies: 7
Views: 3312

Re: Medal For 'Courageous Restraint' ???

Seems a serious strain of "Liberal Dumbass" has crossed the pond.
by Rock Island Ranger
May 7th, 2010, 9:30 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Neanderthals and humans interbred
Replies: 1
Views: 949

Re: Neanderthals and humans interbred

Course, anyone who ever bedded a Ranger would know this already. The Neaderthal strain is quite easily identifiable in the women we choose.

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