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I'm fucking hungry! All goddamned day I'm hungry, after running in the morning...even after I eat.

Stupid body...

(847): i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "w...

(340): just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?

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gotta love the Thor's Hammer being worn by some homo quasidancing in the street with his entourage.

(909): grandma shit on top of the toilet

This makes me wonder if they've shot at trespassers before?

TC204 wrote:Star Trek was very good, great story.

Yep. I think it was by far the best Star Trek movie ever. That little bastard in the beginning had me laughing my ass off.

In Wikipedia: In the Army Hendrix got into trouble with the law twice for riding in stolen cars. He was given a choice between spending two years in prison or joining the Army. Hendrix chose the latter and enlisted on May 31, 1961. After completing boot camp, he was assigned to the 101st Airborne D...

To make that douchebag out to be a public symbol of education is a travesty. He, along with all the other shitbags (Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, Elvis, Kurt Cobain, Heath Ledger)that either ODed or offed themselves because their lives were so rough deserve absolutely zero recognition. They are all a...

I got this at Lord of the Wedding Rings

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I'll trade metabolisms with you.

I have to ask. WTF is all that damage in reference to? :D I found one other post with the phrases

rotten cocked homo

and

herpes

in it.

There has to be a good story behind all this. Spill it, LT.

haha. This reminds me of poor little Gizmo.

Why is it that someone else is always telling us about "What Joe meant to say"? The dumb fuck said what he said and meant it. And just think.....some people said we'd have a Black President when pigs could fly, and 101 days into Obama's Presidency Are you ready for this? Swine flu!!!!!!! ...

I think the JK's tie rod is made of paper towel tubes.