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I just had an awesome idea! Strippers delivering pizza! They could bring one of those spring loaded poles that extends from floor to ceiling. Hell yeah, I'd pay an extra $5 for a stripper to deliver the pizza. I'd have to eat the pizza at the dining room table instead of my usual spot in front of th...

monsterhunter wrote:Another time some jackass flagged me down to tell me he payed the guy next to him $20.00 for some crack. The guy took the money, but didn't give him any crack.

haha! That's awesome! A throat-punch for each of them...

Hahahaha! The screams at the end of the video were great.

She brought this down on herself. I'm glad he tazed her ass. Could he have cuffed her without tazing her, and without using so much force as to break her brittle bones? Tazing her may have been the less damaging method of controlling her.

Congratulations.

You have got to see The Hangover. It's fucking awesome! One of my favorite movies of all time. "She fucking beats him!" "Uhhhm...let me clrify. That was only two times and I WAS out of line." :lol: :lol: :lol: Fucking hilarious movie! Definitely getting added to the DVD collecti...

You have got to see The Hangover. It's fucking awesome! One of my favorite movies of all time.

Drag Me Down to Hell was awesome! I have not seen a good horror movie like that since the '80's. Lessons learned from the movie: 1. Don't fuck with Gypsies. 2. If you fuck with Gypsies and they come after you, kill them immediately; they'll put a Gypsy spell on you and you're fucked. Smash their hea...

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I was sure the toaster would kill her.

Terminator: Salvation Overall, it was decent, about like the others. It wasn't as awesome as I thought it was going to be, though. Angles and Demons It was OK. I've never thought Dan Brown's books were as good and ground breaking as, apparently everyone else in the world, thinks they are. That may b...

Kilted Heathen wrote:

Trigger wrote:Ranger PantherSix,

Does airborne long range surveillance mean UAV's and drones or something reminiscent of LRRP teams?

Jesus Christ!

Push ups. Never recover!

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That had to be staged; they both tripped at the same time.

Still funny.

Bravo57 wrote:

KW Driver wrote:I guess it'd be cool if it didn't come with diet beer.

Hater

Oto, you didn't seem to mind the "cold" diet beer last year. :?


It was funny as shit though

Was it free beer? Free beer transcends all other brands and weightiness.

'Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society,' Drive/motivation/etc is the only difference between people who have built a good life for themselves and those others who bitch and complain and think the wo...

Don't go ninja nobody don't need ninjin'.

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