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Good to hear from you, keep driving on and working hard.

These times might suck but you will look back on them fondly one day !

1) Drink two cans (the big ones you wanna be Intel Toad) of Fosters. 2) Run 25 yards. 3) Drink four more. 4) Bang one of your classmates (female for God's sake) 5) Drink six more. 6) Travel to Nogales Mexico. Drink 12 Dos Equis while attending Donkey Show. Be sure to tip the Donkey. 7) Drink ten mor...

I'm hung like a churchmouse ....but to quote one of my NCOIC's...."you may have a little dick but with 200 pounds of pile driving ass you are bound to hit bottom sooner or later."

Welcome. There is alot to learn around here.

Welcome and a big Hooah.

Welcome !

Did I mention that Bobby Bowden is gay ?

Let's see......Little Richards, Pillowtalk, L&H Lounge....I will personally swear before a Senate Committee that dive bars and tittie bars can lead to filthy mouths and bad attitudes...and strong doses of penicillin.

Fighter pilot, SEAL or SOF ?

I say fly fighters then 767's and make $ 250 K picking up hot stewardesses.

....just a suggestion.

Welcome aboard.

Welcome.

Where are you going to school ?

Welcome.

Stay in School.

p.s.- Bobby Bowden is gay.

...so is his gay son Terry.

"The Bowden’s oldest son, Steve, is in private business in Birmingham and co-wrote a book entitled “The Bowden Wayâ€

Yes, that is a true story about the flexing baton. I saw the Polizei beating the royal shit out of a South African that stole a beer mug from a tent at Oktoberfest. They would swing it once and it would go "whap whap whap" on the guys head. The really amazing part of it all was how all the...

Welcome.

Getting married again ? Jesus, didn't we learn our lesson the first time ? Just kidding, congratulations.

After I ETS'ed I went to Penn State University. I joined Army ROTC, figured it would keep me in shape. At the first formation, the "ROTC Rangers" made their appearence and their "commander" walked down the ranks to inspect the new cadets. The newbies were trembling as this wannab...

Congratulations Ranger !