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Good work doc. If you don't grasp what he says, just fuckin start knockin' em out fuckers.

Ranger Saltbitch is my Idle. All you future fucking 13F watch the fuck out, for I idolize Ranger Saltbitch. LET THE SMOKINGS BE-FUCKING-GIN mwahahahahahah

Listen to what Ranger Saltbitch has to say. Heed his words, for they are final in your lives here on these boards.

Drunk mess up to follow below. Damn... Internet explorer offlimits while drunk

Ranger Neves wrote: ...More important than memorizing the words, is remembering the principles contained in those rather short phrases That's pretty much what was said to me the day I arrived. It's not requred to memorize them, just know what they are and why the are important. But, also like what ...

NP! :D

My avatar is from when we found him too. I happened to of dressed up for the occation. Saddam made fun of my tie, and I made fun of his face.

Your friends are stupid. I was there with most of them I'm sure. They have to ZERO their weapon for Day and Night. Just like you do in basic. You don't bring that rifle with you you know. You get a new one with your unit. I'm sure it seems advance to them from all the lasers flying around and the fa...

*Plays Michael Jackson - Thriller*

Kaahh!! Come on guys! do the zombie shuffle...oh ah!

What's wrong with D&C fucker? If you can't execute a simple Right Face how are you ever going to clear a building, react to contact, clear a trench or just be mentally aware? You start small, then work your way up. D&C is good shit. Good work so far. Have a good Christmas with your family/fr...

Oh dont touch my dick please for V D really hurts this man sized rod

They taught us something very similiar to that in AIT. Just instead of having "this man sized rod" it was "to me splash repeat". *Shrug* I guess "man sized rod" was too offensive?

First I will correct you. All Rangers on this site are appropriateley identified to where all individuals can easily reconize them. This being, there is no excuse for you not to have refered to Ranger Saltbitch as such. We don't want to earn your respect, we demand it and a sense of self reliance wh...

Or maybe just a little self-confidence

Do lots of running through the snow you got up there =D Keep them knees high!

I don't need pushups...I do high-rep cheeseburger curls for upperbody strength haha fuckin right on my Ranger Buddy... Fuckin had some beers and a MF'in cheeseburger down at 6th RTD at the Gator Lounge with some fuckin' RI's... mmm cheeseburger... Ive had some beers...now where the fuck is the chee...

I didn't want some 28 meg file that will take a week to fucking download on 56k, I wanted a damn story. Something shot, something funny. It's not like I know you, you can even make shit up and call it your own. Come on!

Standard: 1000 pushups in 4 hours. (An "awe my pussy hurts 6 hour 1k-pu" may be implemented if you guys are suckin'.) Reward: You're in the fucking 1000 pushup club. An elite group lead by, well me mother fuckers. We won't have meetings, you won't have to give up any money or time, but you...