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by roadtheshortbus
October 6th, 2007, 5:54 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: What type of leader are you?
Replies: 78
Views: 11126

Biography: Born John Paul, he added the name of Jones when he killed the leader of a mutinous crew in 1772. Jones was apprenticed at the age of 12 to a Scottish merchant sailor, and later worked on a slave ship. After the killing incident, Jones came to the colonies and joined the navy when war brok...
by roadtheshortbus
October 4th, 2007, 8:39 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Abacus
Replies: 11
Views: 1898

sure.......a device for making arithmetic calculations,consisting of a frame set with rods on which balls or beads are moved. Each vertical column = one integer: each bead in group A=5 when lowered; each bead in group B=1 when raised. Hope this help clear things up.......... :lol: AAAAAAAAH...........
by roadtheshortbus
October 4th, 2007, 8:30 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Abacus
Replies: 11
Views: 1898

sure.......a device for making arithmetic calculations,consisting of a frame set with rods on which balls or beads are moved. Each vertical column = one integer: each bead in group A=5 when lowered; each bead in group B=1 when raised. Hope this help clear things up.......... :lol: AAAAAAAAH...........
by roadtheshortbus
October 4th, 2007, 8:26 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Abacus
Replies: 11
Views: 1898

by roadtheshortbus
October 4th, 2007, 8:15 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Abacus
Replies: 11
Views: 1898

Abacus

Alright, my son 8 is learning Chinese in school, today they started using an Abacus WTF? Can anyone give me a quick lessen on this mongosogoatfuck?? Is an 8 bar better than 13 bar do I need small fingers to use it?? They and I don't know who they are say it's not a calculator. THEN WHAT IS IT?????? ...
by roadtheshortbus
September 29th, 2007, 11:18 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Random thought of the moment.
Replies: 5422
Views: 819764

I'm at the main gate at work, nice looking blonde pulls up in a jacked-up 4x4, I wave her through, look at the truck and on the bumper is a sticker that says,.

"IF YOU'RE GOIN TO RIDE MY ASS AT LEAST PULL MY HAIR"
by roadtheshortbus
September 25th, 2007, 12:30 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Pirates Quiz
Replies: 14
Views: 1817

RangerRon wrote:Hell, I didn't want to be a pirate anyway! :oops: 6 out of 10
Me either, hey, I heard there are coffee and donuts at the end of the plank :P :P

7/10 Wait I'm still a go 70% :D Wish my math was better than my pirate knowledge :roll:
by roadtheshortbus
September 20th, 2007, 8:01 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: ITS NATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!!!
Replies: 24
Views: 3359

No food from sun-up to sun-down :shock:

No wonder they're so angry :P
by roadtheshortbus
September 20th, 2007, 6:38 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Georgia Man Dies After Armless Man Headbutts Him During Fig
Replies: 12
Views: 1867

It's clear he's a master of unarmed self defense.
by roadtheshortbus
September 7th, 2007, 3:50 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Unsupportive Parent
Replies: 32
Views: 4718

Clash_Z

Re-read as 42L5V instructed you to do!!

Slow down, address properly, focus, and pull your head out.
by roadtheshortbus
August 30th, 2007, 3:20 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Random thought of the moment.
Replies: 5422
Views: 819764

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by roadtheshortbus
August 30th, 2007, 1:45 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Random thought of the moment.
Replies: 5422
Views: 819764

Leftover pizza + let over stromboli + really old Pop Tart + Coca Cola + Checker's burger + Dr Pepper = one huge fucking turd laid in a double-coil with 2" sticking up out of the water. It looked like Nessie... http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/1nessie.jpg Now that's a lot of math to figure out ...
by roadtheshortbus
August 24th, 2007, 1:28 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Random thought of the moment.
Replies: 5422
Views: 819764

Darksaga wrote:My daughter, who is three, just informed me that I am no longer allowed to eat people.

:shock:

There goes my diet.

:roll:

:wink:
Wont mommy be sad :P
by roadtheshortbus
August 21st, 2007, 10:09 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Introduction
Replies: 127
Views: 22700

SHUT THE FUCK and read, read, read, and SHUT THE FUCK UP

Do you need to be hit in the HEAD to understand SHUT THE FUCK UP

Your hurting my fucking brain. One last time SHUT THE FUCK UP
by roadtheshortbus
August 20th, 2007, 9:45 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Introduction
Replies: 127
Views: 22700

Does the RIP cadre still request the JOKE OF THE DAY ?

not trying to hijack

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