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What Team are you on?

I'm stunned. This is what it has come to now. After a couple of late nights at the range and a couple of late work calls I finally get a chance to turn on the news. Americans rescue choppers taking fire flying CSAR. American doctors under fire trying to evac casualties. American soldiers and LEOs ge...

Well cum semen!

Avatar change GO!!!

I called my boss to tell him I was sick and wasn't coming in to work. He asked what was wrong. I told him had anal-glaucoma.

"That sounds serious, what is that?"

"Well I just can't see my ass coming to work today."

~bump~

289sotherhalf wrote:Sorry, . Who is taking the next one?

So has anybody got one?

SAWgunner4fun wrote:I can't remember the last time anyone had to bring the smoke to him.

Hmm...that just doesn't seem right. I'm smoking his ass on Monday just to keep him on his toes.

Jim wrote:Sawgunner4fun,

How about an update on this lad?

Here it is.

http://www.armyranger.com/bb/viewtopic.php?t=14870

After some informal counceling and a nice tough field problem he did a complete 180. I can't remember the last time anyone had to bring the smoke to him.

Will someone please clarify for me what the fuck is going on here? When did rippes gain the ability to speak more then the Creed and "Roger sergeant!" "Negative sergeant!" "Uhh...I don't know sergeant" and the classic "I don't want to be here sergeant." Has th...

I can't believe you posted this.

Damn

Your a long winded fucker aren't you? Holy fuck trying to read that intro smoked my ass.

SkyShark wrote:You need to delete that picture. This is an open forum and this needs to bea PG site. The nipples and pubic area can't be shown in open forum.

Yeah, what he said.

got room for one more?

Kwith wrote:20, and it's about time she gets the hell out of here.

I've got an apartment she can stay at if she doesn't mind staying with two Rangers. Rent is "negotiable".

J/k Kwith.