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You know you're ugly when a girl administers her own chloroform rag before sex

good loving ain't cheap and cheap loving ain't bad

You know, there are young guys on here, that are getting laid like two or three times a day, Those are good days gone. My dad once said "Son you can have sex several times a day when you're young, because of opportunity and ability, but once you get my age all you have left is the opportunity!...

Not sure if this has been posted or not, but I found it pretty funny.

It's not just you Ranger cams, I also have a little juicy gummy bear next to mine also. Not sure what that means but it sure is a cute little mofo

Thanks for your decision to enlist and serve. Next work on your grammar, it will show you have attention to detail. Capitalize at the beginning of sentences and learn to spell challenging. I say this because in the 25 series you will configuring routers and switches and proper spelling will be of hi...

Dude I can't help but to love your attitude. You have it right, be the best recruit you can be. Good things happen to those that actually give a fuck and do things for the right reason. Drive on

A well laid plan will never get you laid the way you planned

I hate to see that you can't get what you want, but we have guidelines for a reason. If you did not get it in your contract then don't expect it at AIT. It will be awesome if you did but don't expect it. Regardless if you get it at MEPS or at AIT you are going to still need to have passed an airborn...

As Ranger Jim stated above "Do well in your training" That means don't do the bare minimum just to get by. We had a guy in basic that could only get just above the minimum in most areas of training, but you could tell he was giving it a 100% everytime. In the end his determination paid off...

I see where you stated you fell back into the bad crowd "Upon my return to the states I fell back in with the bad crowd and again smoked, though very infrequently." What is so special about the U.S. Special Forces that would not cause you to fall back into what seems to be habits? I would ...

A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's once." A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice." After a little, whil...

My favorite review

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show.

LRP1 wrote:Welcome Youngster..

Youngster, I haven't heard that in such a long time, thanks

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If anyone finds that chic please keep her but return my weapons please.