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centermass wrote:Headed your way and hopefully, he has both a full and speedy recovery.

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For years, almost all of the things said or written have been stymied by the term referred to as "POLITICAL CORRECTNESS"! Although somewhat fluent in the English language, I found I had no idea what it meant. My curiosity got the best of me and I decided to do a little research. After two ...

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons.

Civil engineers build targets.

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!" The pries...

At the end of the tax year, the Internal Revenue Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the agent was checking the books, he turned to the executive of the hospital and said: “I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too...

The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. It is a simple test of your English language skills. Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.' Mujibar said, 'I am ready.' The manager said, 'You must make a sentence using the words Yellow, pink, and Green...

Yep, it has been awhile--7-72.

Proof readers could be helpful when writing headlines: "Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter" Called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible! They put in a correction the next ...

This link is to the message log for the US Mountain Ranger Association and is an announcement of a funeral of a former advisor to the 37th Vietnamese Ranger Battalion:

http://www.usmountainranger.org/ml/ml_five.asp

Received the following email from the USARA; no link is available (or, at least, I can't figure out one!) so this is a little long but I'm sure someone on here knows CSM Heckard: Ranger Hall of Fame Joe Heckard will be missed It is with great sadness that we inform you of the loss of Command Sgt. Ma...

Prayers to you and your family.

Gary,

My deepest sympathies at your loss. God bless you and your family.

Remember... Four boxes keep us free: the soap box, the ballot box, the jury box, and the cartridge box.

Thought you might want to consider getting on board early for this unique investment opportunity.

A German Engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan. He's making land mines that look like prayer mats.

It's doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof.

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished, the devil informs him that the cost ...