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Today one of my bosses, a CPA with an MBA, came to work and found a piece of paper I had placed on the file room door that said this exactly:

Shredding!
Friday
July 2nd

He actually asked me: "what does that mean?"

I told him: "It means I'm having tacos for lunch."

RangerX wrote:

RANGER513 wrote:" This thread is useless without pics. "

Peanut butter, a chick, ................

Just saying.

You'll be sadly disappointed. Just ask Boudicca & KW. They both know the truth now.

I'll never tell. It's quite erotic.

Yum ! Nothing like a peanut butter and doritos sammach and a cold glass of milk for a 3 a.m. snack. 8) You're one sick puppy, Ranger513. :D If you think that is bad, you don't even want to know what my favorite peanut butter combo is...... Oh no. You're not catching me in that ol' "... he's a ...

RANGER513 wrote:Yum ! Nothing like a peanut butter and doritos sammach and a cold glass of milk for a 3 a.m. snack.

You're one sick puppy, Ranger513. :D

The commander of Fort Bragg has barred the wife of an 82nd Airborne Division colonel from nearly all interaction with her husband's brigade and the unit's families after an investigation found her influence "detrimental to the morale and well-being of both." ... http://www.military.com/new...

Hahaha. That is exactly the same situation my son had last week at the same movie... his exact words were "People who bring their crying children to movies should be lined up against a wall and fucking shot. They know what their doing and STILL THEY DO IT!!!" This is his biggest pet peeve,...

Sometimes while I drive around at work, I like to find a 16 or 17 year old driving one of those " STUDENT DRIVER " cars and slow down, get behind them for awhile, pull up next to them, slow down again, get behind them again.......... just to see the knuckles on the steering wheel get whit...

Gettin' kinda tired of listening to tornado sirens going off every other day, and the local meterologist is startin' to piss me off.
!! IT'S THE PLAY-OFFS !!

(Go Suns!)

If a deaf person reads lips and they talk to someone with really snaggled teeth, can they concentrate hard enough to read their lips, or do they think: "damn, those are some fucked up teeth" and miss the whole conversation?

Damn Ranger- you doin' okay? I'm good. Just wondering why kids have to do 100+ M.P.H. and not wear thier seatbelts, thats all. We never did find her left ear. I imagine you were doing some pretty dangerous and risky things at 19 too. :roll: If it makes you feel any better I'm a stickler for seat be...

Ahahaha! Ranger Baseplate and Ranger Zonk, don't ever change!

Well, I'll be damned. I think my parents were right... I think I am hyperactive.

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Sent to me today....

Welcome Tina, I'm another 2nd Bat Mom. You've done a mighty fine job of raising kids!!