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by abnhawk
August 26th, 2008, 1:20 pm
Forum: The News Dump
Topic: Darwin Award Nominee
Replies: 5
Views: 1778

Ranger abnhawk, I would like to thank you for inadvertently saving my ass today. As a fourth class cadet at USAFA, we are supposed to have 3 recent news articles memorized at all times. Unfortunately, this morning I found it more important to browse around on ArmyRanger.com for half an hour as oppo...
by abnhawk
August 25th, 2008, 12:07 pm
Forum: The News Dump
Topic: Darwin Award Nominee
Replies: 5
Views: 1778

Darwin Award Nominee

I tried not to laugh, but failed miserably. Sadly, this one has already bred. :roll: From the Foxnews website: Man Dies After Falling on Butcher Knife While Trying to Get Kids Out of Locked Car Monday , August 25, 2008 Associated Press CHARLOTTE, N.C. — A man who grabbed a knife to try to get his...
by abnhawk
August 25th, 2008, 9:39 am
Forum: The News Dump
Topic: Italian Priest Launches Beauty Contest For Nuns
Replies: 7
Views: 2132

Silverback wrote:
Scuba Wino wrote:It would be better is they DID have a bikini part. Who doesn't love to see Nuns in bikini's?
I bet some of them would look like they have Chewbaka in a figure four leg lock.
and buckwheat in a head lock
by abnhawk
August 25th, 2008, 7:17 am
Forum: The News Dump
Topic: Some 44 Iranians killed in Kyrgyzstan plane crash
Replies: 7
Views: 2112

allah akbar! :twisted:
by abnhawk
August 24th, 2008, 10:56 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Never Quit!!
Replies: 2
Views: 1440

I think that guy used to run in front of our formations on monday morning PT runs. :lol:
by abnhawk
August 18th, 2008, 10:49 am
Forum: About Army Physical Training
Topic: Junk Mileage
Replies: 40
Views: 13129

Good times. Very similar pace here.
by abnhawk
August 7th, 2008, 9:44 am
Forum: The News Dump
Topic: Mexican soldiers enter Arizona, hold U.S. agent at gunpoint
Replies: 7
Views: 2381

TC204 wrote:A big freakin wall would have prevented this :wink:
or a PFC with a 240B :wink:
by abnhawk
July 31st, 2008, 10:29 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Doing the baby sitter
Replies: 14
Views: 5087

Doing the baby sitter

From the foxnews.com website: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,394701,00.html Baby Sitter Charged With Having Sex With Teen in Her Care Wednesday, July 30, 2008 LAS CRUCES, N.M. — A 25-year-old Las Cruces baby sitter has been arrested after allegedly having sex with a 14-year-old boy in her car...
by abnhawk
July 28th, 2008, 12:14 pm
Forum: About Army Physical Training
Topic: Junk Mileage
Replies: 40
Views: 13129

Interesting website. I've been logging my runs on the runnersworld.com site. It has lots of charts and graphs that tell me how old, fat, and sllloooowwww I am. :cry: At least we're trying right?
by abnhawk
July 10th, 2008, 7:54 am
Forum: Recruitment Process
Topic: An update before I ship out
Replies: 16
Views: 5954

Do your very best every minute of every day and hang with those who do the same. That's a priceless, and often overlooked nugget of wisdom. Within the first week of training this crowd will begin to show itself. They're not neccessarily the guys at the front of every run or ruckmarch in the beginni...
by abnhawk
July 10th, 2008, 6:45 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: It's all led up to now...
Replies: 15
Views: 5401

Good luck Ranger. I'll be with you next year.
by abnhawk
July 10th, 2008, 6:43 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Army's new anti-quail gun
Replies: 10
Views: 2270

Army's new anti-quail gun

Hell yeah! A freaking shotgun round for tanks.

See the video here:
http://shock.military.com/Shock/videos. ... =army-a.nl

Make sure and watch the balloon shot at the end.
by abnhawk
July 8th, 2008, 9:12 am
Forum: The News Dump
Topic: Study: Gays Don't Harm Unit Cohesion
Replies: 100
Views: 27179

Southoftheborder wrote:Anyway, my supervisors pointed out to me that 75% of our guards there were fags. Not guys that occasionally took it up the ass or sucked a cock, but who preferred dudes to chicks.
:shock: :lol: Haha..I bet I could stir up some shit with the contractor crowd with that statement.
by abnhawk
July 8th, 2008, 5:40 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: How To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket!
Replies: 20
Views: 5878

Actually, I found that if you have a Purple Heart license plate on your car the police will give you a warning rather than a ticket. It's worked for me for more than 14 years. This is a non-scientific study, but my buddy Gayle has one and he hasn't had a ticket in nearly twenty years. As a cop I'll...
by abnhawk
July 7th, 2008, 4:29 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: I Think This Belongs Here
Replies: 7
Views: 2604

SWEET! A motorized air soft squad moving across the battlefied :roll:

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