A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas.
When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: "I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother".
The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).
"Anything?" he asked ...
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- June 27th, 2007, 11:28 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Blonde Jokes
- Replies: 2
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- June 26th, 2007, 11:01 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: News Headlines for 2029
- Replies: 0
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News Headlines for 2029
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and ...
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and ...
- June 26th, 2007, 8:10 am
- Forum: Introduction Archive
- Topic: Introduction
- Replies: 18
- Views: 5183
- June 25th, 2007, 8:41 am
- Forum: Introduction Archive
- Topic: Introduction
- Replies: 18
- Views: 5183
- June 25th, 2007, 8:27 am
- Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- Topic: Some Blonde Jokes Sent My Way..
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1953
- June 25th, 2007, 7:31 am
- Forum: Introduction Archive
- Topic: Introduction
- Replies: 18
- Views: 5183
- June 25th, 2007, 7:26 am
- Forum: Introduction Archive
- Topic: Introduction
- Replies: 18
- Views: 5183
Damn shame about the dreaded X. It's a pic of me. I'm not gorgeous or sexy or anything, but neither do I scare small children or pets.
I've been reading other posts to various intros. You guys are brutally honest and amazingly funny. I've been reading this at work and a few ribs have come unstuck ...
I've been reading other posts to various intros. You guys are brutally honest and amazingly funny. I've been reading this at work and a few ribs have come unstuck ...
- June 25th, 2007, 6:26 am
- Forum: Introduction Archive
- Topic: Introduction
- Replies: 18
- Views: 5183
- June 25th, 2007, 6:17 am
- Forum: Introduction Archive
- Topic: Introduction
- Replies: 18
- Views: 5183
Introduction
Good morning, gentlemen. I first started cruising this site looking for simple motivation to get my lazy ass to exercise, knowing that Rangers are exceptionally fit and strong. I've found much more than that here.
I'm a 51 year old woman with a child of 15. I've been raising her alone since she ...
I'm a 51 year old woman with a child of 15. I've been raising her alone since she ...