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A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas.

When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: "I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother".

The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).

"Anything?" he asked ...

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and ...

"Kiinda cute!"

Baby, I'm smokin' hot!

You may look but you may not touch.

Thank you for the welcome.

What do you call a smart blonde?


A Golden Retriever

OK.

I picked the Mata Hari wannabe. Mata Hari was a bellydancer, and I bellydance, so it seemed tenuously appropriate.

Damn shame about the dreaded X. It's a pic of me. I'm not gorgeous or sexy or anything, but neither do I scare small children or pets.


I've been reading other posts to various intros. You guys are brutally honest and amazingly funny. I've been reading this at work and a few ribs have come unstuck ...

PS

I purposely did not take a Newt avatar, as I do not resemble any of those women in any manner.

I do not mean to be disrespectful to you, I must remain respectful to myself.

egret

Good morning, gentlemen. I first started cruising this site looking for simple motivation to get my lazy ass to exercise, knowing that Rangers are exceptionally fit and strong. I've found much more than that here.

I'm a 51 year old woman with a child of 15. I've been raising her alone since she ...