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There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he had loved to play guitar and a lot of things that took two arms. One day he had had it. He decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on t...

Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Robert decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So he went to a singles bar and he searched until he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away. "Right now, I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "...

Sally walks up to the service counter of a well-known national U.S. retail chain store that isn't Wal-Mart and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought the toaster on "special sale...

Got it with a hair over 3 minutes left. The keypad was the trickiest part. Yup. Opening the box is the easy part. I did that in under a minute. I thought I was done with 14 minutes to spare. That keypad was a bitch! I had 7 seconds left when I finished the game. I felt like James Fucking Bond! I wa...

MUST BE A DENTIST A guy and a girl met at a bar. They got along so well that they decided to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy took off his shirt and then washed his hands. He then took off his trousers, and washed his hands again. The girl had been watching him and said, "You...

White Trash Survival Kit: Mustard.............................................check Cheetos.............................................check Toilet Paper........................................check Bud Light...........................................check Keystone Ice.................................

RIVER TRIP WITH INDIAN GUIDE I am planning a fishing trip next spring down the Columbia River and space is limited. I will do a lot of fishing, observe wildlife and that sort of thing. One of the highlights of the trip will be river rafting. Nothing serious. No white water that would prove dangerou...

A Depper met Sharon in a nightclub. They enjoyed each other's company very much and at the end of the evening Sharon invited Peter to her place, where they quickly got involved in a very passionate and energetic session in bed together. Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bed and...

Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died. 1st woman : I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad.. after I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd w...

1 . I have absolutely no idea where my purse is. 2 . I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while yelling "WOO-HOO!" is truly the sexiest dance move around. 3 . I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe I could do it too. 4 . In my ...

It's fascinating that this should come out of Europe. Mathias Dapfner, Chief Executive of the huge German publisher Axel SpringerAG, has written a blistering attack in DIE WELT, Germany's largest daily newspaper, against the timid reaction of Europe in the face of the Islamic threat. History will ce...

I was at breakfast with my family this morning, and my son ordered blueberry pancakes, and of course I had to inform him the "best" blueberry pancakes in the world, were the ones i had during the Moutain phase of Ranger School! Did anyone else have the pleasure of this food of the Gods? Al...

This may actually work?
If they keep a large supply of "firewater" on hand!

Can anyone tell me how much harder it is for an officer to become a Ranger? Also is there any age limit? Just incase if your wondering no I'm not an officer right now I'm in DEP, but will hopefully become an officer in about 6 years. There is no difference in going to Ranger School as an officer or...