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I got a surprise in the mail today: a membership packet from the American Legion. I know this is a fine organization, but I haven't yet observed one of their members who wasn't also eligible for the senior discount at Denny's. Sound-off if you're an American Legion member under the age of 40, or be...

No heart stopping music, tear jerking bag pipes in the background, just a comment from me to those who have served, do serve, will serve. The rest of you, just shut the fuck up. A soldier would tell you what he or she did was no big deal which each of us who felt the bite....would agree. We liked b...

New Job: A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?" "Yes," he says. "I was in Viet-Nam for three years." The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks, &...

Spartan wrote:Linkage

Thats not an isolated incident damn I love being from Texas!

Given the results of yesterdays elections, I don't know whether to post this here or in the News Dump. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning. 7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N. 7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 7...

Wade wrote:

Too good!

Amen brother good post Scott!!

This Explains a Lot of Things: Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the US Air Force and the ...

Zonk 1/75 wrote:

I'll see you in another life, when we're both cats.

"Define Irony:" a bunch of guys on a plane singing a song made famous by a group that died in a plane crash?"

A RUSSIAN AND A REDNECK WRESTLER WERE SET TO SQUARE OFF FOR THE OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL. BEFORE THE FINAL MATCH, THE REDNECK WRESTLER'S TRAINER CAME TO HIM AND SAID, "NOW, DON'T FORGET ALL THE RESEARCH WE'VE DONE ON THIS RUSSIAN. HE'S NEVER LOST A MATCH BECAUSE OF THIS 'PRETZEL' HOLD HE HAS. WHATEVE...

The $2 Bill. Everyone should start carrying them! I am STILL laughing!! Many of today`s youth are terribly challenged without a computer to tell them what to do!! The story is funny. Lack of education is not funny!! On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. In my bil...

RiserBurn wrote:Thats a good one!

Sounds like. some of the:"shitbirds" that try to get access to the site!

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, ...

SkyShark wrote:1. Cloth Diaper

2. Kiwi

3. little water / spit

4. boot brush

5. time

That is all you need

Long duc dong, down on the corner, and if he doesn't do it right: cotton balls, alittle water, and a lighter slways work.

wade_the_duck wrote:I went up to level 2 and then thought, this looks very familiar, and why haven't i heard any sound effects . . .yet! :D

You got me, and scared the fuck out of the dog to!

rangercom75 wrote:had to share this one.

Great picture, usually the terrorist or like-minded persons dick is still stuck in the camel!