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by eltrane
May 10th, 2005, 8:16 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Caption this.......2
Replies: 19
Views: 5347

Deadwood.
by eltrane
April 28th, 2005, 10:06 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: What the hell???
Replies: 22
Views: 5114

Re: What the hell???

Just more proof that Yankees arn't smart
Definitely, the Red Sox hammered their asses last year.
by eltrane
April 25th, 2005, 8:45 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: MINI EKG
Replies: 24
Views: 4734

Take care of yourself SFC Hit_It. Get well soon.
by eltrane
April 17th, 2005, 3:39 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Caption this Picture
Replies: 35
Views: 10949

"i'm gonna get hydraulic fluid on ALL you motherfuckers!"
by eltrane
April 15th, 2005, 8:13 pm
Forum: Recruitment Process
Topic: How to get your title changed repeatedly
Replies: 65
Views: 19699

Re: From the resident Leg....

SSG Rock wrote:During my twenty years I was told that its "Sergeant" up to E8 unless the NCO was a First Sergeant, Sergeant Major or Command Sergeant Major. If its changed, then I stand corrected.
So you'll be changing your user name to SGT Rock?
by eltrane
April 15th, 2005, 6:23 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Redneck exam.
Replies: 11
Views: 3415

answer

4. All of them.
by eltrane
April 8th, 2005, 10:21 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: How long?
Replies: 22
Views: 5504

Enlisted DEP Feb84, shipped Aug 84, Four years 11X, 8000 bonus, VEAP. When I went to MEPS the only airborne slot available was for vulcan gunners in the eighty-deuce. I wanted infantry, so when I was told I could volunteer for BAC & RIP in AIT, I believed them. I ended up in a leg unit at Lewis,...
by eltrane
March 31st, 2005, 7:55 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Damn Bluenecks (I've converted)
Replies: 65
Views: 13274

Grits are made out of corn? Damn. Thanks Ranger Bugsy.

I thought of another comparison, in the north, hush puppies are shoes, down south they are little fried doughnuts (pretty tasty too).
by eltrane
March 30th, 2005, 7:52 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Johnnie Cochran, now who's next?
Replies: 23
Views: 6226

Ranger Viking: Schiavo is next.
by eltrane
March 29th, 2005, 11:49 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Damn Bluenecks (I've converted)
Replies: 65
Views: 13274

We had Moon pies growing up in Massachusetts. The rest of that southern stuff I didn't hear about until I got to benning.
by eltrane
March 25th, 2005, 8:40 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: If you could change anything about your life, what would it
Replies: 75
Views: 19668

1. Gotten an airborne/Ranger CONTRACT, instead of trusting that I could 'volunteer in basic'.

2. Re-enlisted in '88 for at least 4 more years.
by eltrane
March 24th, 2005, 1:51 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Human Finger Found in Wendy's Chili
Replies: 24
Views: 7942

This adds a whole new dimension to 'finger lickin good'.
by eltrane
February 17th, 2005, 12:07 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Who am I?
Replies: 0
Views: 662

Who am I?

One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow Bob, looks like you guys h...
by eltrane
February 10th, 2005, 8:20 am
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: how many ducks?
Replies: 2
Views: 1230

how many ducks?

Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, "I'll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If there aren't any ducks out there, I'm not going hunting." So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog comes back and barks twice. Chester says, "Well I'm ...
by eltrane
February 2nd, 2005, 10:34 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: List of memorable/classic ArmyRanger.com sayings
Replies: 483
Views: 256571

Ranger H8 Train wrote:Due to your response I can see that you are just one step away from the intellectual level of Corky. So why don't you put away your snack packs, pick up your shiny red ball and......MOVE THE FUCK OUT SHIT KNUCKLE!
I literally cannot stop laughing at this.

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