BATTLE BUDDY

Creeping Death · Post by **Creeping Death** » August 27th, 2004, 1:33 am

Years ago, your battle buddy was the guy in the bunk next to you, which was decided by alphabetical order. In my basic plt, only three or four guys did not have a RIP slot in their contract.

Looon · Post by **Looon** » August 27th, 2004, 2:25 am

I thought a battle buddy was a GI Joe doll.

I don't remember that one, I only remember "Ranger buddy".

Rgr_MindRiot · Post by **Rgr_MindRiot** » August 27th, 2004, 5:02 am

I heard it was a camoflauge colored "pocket pussy" issued to the REMFs to help with their pre-war anxiety.

Saltbitch · Post by **Saltbitch** » August 29th, 2004, 5:46 am

Damn, RTS....You are assuming an aweful lot. How do you know that YOU aren't the 'sandbag'? Let's see....So far you've 1)Come to this site 2)Run your fucking suck, non-stop, with exactly ZERO to say 3)You seem to think you're 'better' than anyone else because you think you're 'highly motivated'.

You want to know my opinion? I don't think you're 'highly motivated'; I don't even think you're that squared away. I think you're a Know-it-All little kiss-ass that has ADHD. Don't confuse motivation with nervous energy.

I have already PM'd you before with good advice; YOU NEED TO CHILL THE FUCK OUT.

I don't want to hear anything back from you, either. I'm sick of you and that other dueche bag Nuse rambling the fuck on and on. How do you like those apples? You think you're all that; and you are basically in the same boat as that clown. Fuck....you two could be brothers; and if you are, God have mercy on your poor parents.

the_machine · Post by **the_machine** » August 29th, 2004, 5:52 am

Best thing you can do is to shut the fuck up and do what your'e told.

Looon · Post by **Looon** » August 29th, 2004, 10:58 am

Rgr_Mindriot wrote:I heard it was a camoflauge colored "pocket pussy" issued to the REMFs to help with their pre-war anxiety.

Parabellum · Post by **Parabellum** » September 22nd, 2004, 2:11 pm

Hey bud thousands of people like yourself come in the Army with intentions of being Rangers. 90% don't even make it to RIP. So shut your hole and just read.

dolsen175 · Post by **dolsen175** » October 16th, 2004, 11:06 am

It kinda works like the way they do it in prison. A bunch of guys each with a piece of bread stand in a circle and beat off onto their slice. The last two guys to cum each each others bread and then become battle buddies. Pretty simple when you think about it.

Parabellum · Post by **Parabellum** » October 17th, 2004, 2:56 pm

dolsen175 wrote:It kinda works like the way they do it in prison. A bunch of guys each with a piece of bread stand in a circle and beat off onto their slice. The last two guys to cum each each others bread and then become battle buddies. Pretty simple when you think about it.