One for RGR LEFTY

[FIST TEAM LTR]

YOU ARE FROM RURAL WISCONSIN IF....

>> You know it is traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hopping
>> between the ceremony and the reception.
>>
>> You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.
>>
>> You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means.
>>
>> You were delighted to get a miniature snow shovel for your 3rd
>> birthday.
>>
>> You can recognize someone from Iowa by their driving.
>>
>> You buy Christmas presents at Fleet Farm.
>>
>> You spent more on beer than you did on food at your wedding.
>>
>> You hear someone use the word 'oof-dah' and you do not immediately
>> break into uncontrollable laughter.
>>
>> You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
>>
>> You or someone you know was a 'Dairy Princess' at a county fair
>>
>> You let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue on a
>> steel post in the middle of winter.
>>
>> You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions.
>>
>> Football, Deer Hunting & Opening Fishing schedules are checked before
>> wedding dates are set.
>>
>> Saturday you go to the local bowling alley.
>>
>> There was at least one kid in your class who had to help milk cows in
>> the morning.
>>
>> You have driven your car on a lake.
>>
>> You can make sense out of the word 'upnort' and 'battree.
>>
>> You always believed that vacation meant 'going up North.'
>>
>> At every wedding you have been to you have had to dance the hokey poky and the chicken dance.
>>
>> Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar

>> The local gas station sells live bait, beer and ammo.
>>
>> At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
>>
>>
>> Your mom asks, 'Were you born in a barn?' and you know exactly what she means.
>>
>> You think that the start of deer season is a national holiday.
>>
>> Pop is not only what you call your dad, but is the ONLY name for soda.
>>
>> You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
>> Wisconsin friends. yeseree--yer from Wisconsin
>

[K.Ingraham]

yep. Darn tootin'

[Jim]

Ja sure.

[Jenny Lynn]

Another one for the list could be.....

"You compare ice scrapers with your buddies."

[RANGER513]

Purtin-near hit the nail right smack dab on the head.

[Boudicca]

Holy cow, you betcha.

... I love Fleet Farm.

[FIST TEAM LTR]

Holy wah, yous folks just don't know the joys of a cold Liney's, a hot pasty, and fresh thimbleberry jam.

I actually have some of those freakin things in my freezer, No shit LMAO

[Lefty]

Finally found this today - except for licking the flagpole, I have seen, done, or known all of those!

If I took this to the office, nobody would think it's a joke.

[dbmtrman]

Being from North Dakota, I can relate to all of those. I actually got home sick the first time I watched Fargo.