Medical School Sucks!

[Clownpuncher]

It does.

[Rock Island Ranger]

Damn...last I heard you went to Colorado...glad you are alive. Glad also that Medical School sucks. Hate to think Docs went through some candy ass shake and bake.

[Clownpuncher]

Yeah I was in Colorado living the good life....no money, no studying, free rent, and lots of drinking.

Now...I have money, study my ass off, pay rent, and drink less. It's like I grew up or something.

[Rock Island Ranger]

Yeah I was in Colorado living the good life....no money, no studying, free rent, and lots of drinking.

Now...I have money, study my ass off, pay rent, and drink less. It's like I grew up or something.

Fucking hate THAT! Where are you in Maryland. UM?

[Earthpig]

Great to hear from you, Brother! You can catch up on all that drinking when it's all over. Besides, we have your back....I'm drinking enough for both of us. How much longer? You planning a trip south anytime soon?

RLTW
EP

[Clownpuncher]

Yeah I was in Colorado living the good life....no money, no studying, free rent, and lots of drinking.

Now...I have money, study my ass off, pay rent, and drink less. It's like I grew up or something.

Fucking hate THAT! Where are you in Maryland. UM?

Nah, I'm going to USUHS [It's ok noone has heard of it]. It's the DoD medschool so I am now a butter bar getting paid to study. I can't believe people actually pay to get kicked in the nuts by med school...At least I can view it as my job.

[Rock Island Ranger]

Yeah I was in Colorado living the good life....no money, no studying, free rent, and lots of drinking.

Now...I have money, study my ass off, pay rent, and drink less. It's like I grew up or something.

Fucking hate THAT! Where are you in Maryland. UM?

Nah, I'm going to USUHS [It's ok noone has heard of it]. It's the DoD medschool so I am now a butter bar getting paid to study. I can't believe people actually pay to get kicked in the nuts by med school...At least I can view it as my job.

Ive heard of it and what a great thing my tax dollar is supporting it....and you. So get off your overpaid tax burdened ass and study. I may need a hip replacement some day.

[Clownpuncher]

Great to hear from you, Brother! You can catch up on all that drinking when it's all over. Besides, we have your back....I'm drinking enough for both of us. How much longer? You planning a trip south anytime soon?

RLTW
EP

Earthpig!!! Good to hear from you....Yeah, man I plan on running down there for the Christmas holidays.

How much longer?? Ha....um....well 3.5 more years until my MD and then a minimum of a 3 year residency before I can practice with autonomy. So, I can't get deployed for 7 years...basically what that means.

[Clownpuncher]

Fucking hate THAT! Where are you in Maryland. UM?

Nah, I'm going to USUHS [It's ok noone has heard of it]. It's the DoD medschool so I am now a butter bar getting paid to study. I can't believe people actually pay to get kicked in the nuts by med school...At least I can view it as my job.

Ive heard of it and what a great thing my tax dollar is supporting it....and you. So get off your overpaid tax burdened ass and study. I may need a hip replacement some day.

Ha! Yeah...I am a fine example of your tax dollars at work.

[Rock Island Ranger]

Nah, I'm going to USUHS [It's ok noone has heard of it]. It's the DoD medschool so I am now a butter bar getting paid to study. I can't believe people actually pay to get kicked in the nuts by med school...At least I can view it as my job.

Ive heard of it and what a great thing my tax dollar is supporting it....and you. So get off your overpaid tax burdened ass and study. I may need a hip replacement some day.

Ha! Yeah...I am a fine example of your tax dollars at work.

You fucking better be.

[Ranger Bill]

Ive heard of it and what a great thing my tax dollar is supporting it....and you. So get off your overpaid tax burdened ass and study. I may need a hip replacement some day.

Ha! Yeah...I am a fine example of your tax dollars at work.

You fucking better be.

Especially since we know where you are...

[Jim]

I noticed that you are not on the roster. At your convenience, give me a call and I'll make sure you are enrolled in some of our activities.

[Earthpig]

Great to hear from you, Brother! You can catch up on all that drinking when it's all over. Besides, we have your back....I'm drinking enough for both of us. How much longer? You planning a trip south anytime soon?

RLTW
EP

Earthpig!!! Good to hear from you....Yeah, man I plan on running down there for the Christmas holidays.

How much longer?? Ha....um....well 3.5 more years until my MD and then a minimum of a 3 year residency before I can practice with autonomy. So, I can't get deployed for 7 years...basically what that means.

Maybe we can hook up in December. You have your work cut out for you, Brother. But if anybody can ace through it, you can. Keep setting the standard. Hope to see you soon.

RLTW
EP

[Clownpuncher]

I noticed that you are not on the roster. At your convenience, give me a call and I'll make sure you are enrolled in some of our activities.

Roger that!

[DJB]

Medical school sucks

I can't believe people actually pay to get kicked in the nuts by med school.

No shit, at least your getting paid, and you will be better paid in your residency. Of course that is where your advantage ends.

Seriously though, congratulations on matriculation, and study as though your future depends on it (not that the lives of your fellow soldiers/patients shouldn't be motivation alone). It sucks to know exactly what you want to do in medicine and not have the grades to get that residency. There is a lot of crying on match day (I actually thought the crying was kind of funny). Don't be caught crying.

And for the record, I matched top choice and my residencies first pick.

Good luck bro, and don't be afraid to PM, my wife is also a USUHS grad. so if you have questions...