McDougal the Irishman

[Descartes]

One summer I took a vacation to a small town in Ireland and was being shown around by a local named McDougal.
We walked and McDougal pointed to a church. "I built that church with these 2 hands, but do they call me McDougal the church builder?...NOOO!"
We continued walking and he points to the local bar. "I built the bar with these two hands, but do they call me McDougal the bar builder?...NOOO!"
My tour of the town ended at the pier on the town's lake. "I built this pier with these 2 hands, but do they call me McDougal the pier builder?....NOOOO!!!"

"....but you fuck one sheep..."