Q - Why do rednecks do it doggie-style on Sundays?
A - So they can both watch NASCAR.
Q - Why does the Easter bunny hide eggs?
A - So nobody will find out he's been fucking chickens.
Q - How can you tell that your roommate is gay?
A - His cock tastes like shit.
Ancient mysteries resolved
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Ancient mysteries resolved
"What the f*** is wrong with you, Private? Do you have a sucking head wound?" - Senior drill instructor, Platoon 1036, MCRD Parris Island, June 1979
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Re: Ancient mysteries resolved
:?screescrambler wrote:
Q - How can you tell that your roommate is gay?
A - His cock tastes like shit.
Just how did you come to this knowledge hard charger?
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Never mind. Don't ask. Don't tell there Devil Nuts.
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"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
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Re: Ancient mysteries resolved
I think I just threw-up in my mouth a little bit.screescrambler wrote: Q - How can you tell that your roommate is gay?
A - His cock tastes like shit.
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Re: Ancient mysteries resolved
You THINK? Damn...when I do that I pretty much know since I enjoy chewing on last nights eaten Pork Roast.ANGRYCivilian wrote:I think I just threw-up in my mouth a little bit.screescrambler wrote: Q - How can you tell that your roommate is gay?
A - His cock tastes like shit.
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I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
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darksaga wrote:
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Never mind, indeed. I started to explain I heard it 'word of mouth' but even that would surely be misconstrued. One should always tell this joke in second person [how can you tell your roommate] in order to deflect such innuendo ...Just how did you come to this knowledge hard charger?
Never mind. Don't ask. Don't tell there Devil Nuts.
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"What the f*** is wrong with you, Private? Do you have a sucking head wound?" - Senior drill instructor, Platoon 1036, MCRD Parris Island, June 1979
USMC reserve 1979-82
USMC 1982-85
USMC reserve 1979-82
USMC 1982-85