A dangerous prank quite literally backfired and landed a 22-year-old squaddie in hospital with a scorched colon – after he stuck a firework up his bottom.
The soldier inserted a rocket in a place definitely not recommended by the Fireworks Code and, as onlookers cheered, lit the blue touchpaper.
The prankster, who has not been named but who recently returned from a tour of duty in Iraq, was badly burned.
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.htm ... page_id=34
'No one thought he was hurt. But then he stood up and walked a few metres before stumbling and falling to the ground. There was quite a bit of blood.'
maybe Kerry was talking about British soldiers.
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maybe Kerry was talking about British soldiers.
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That's fucked up!The Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents reiterated its warnings about the dangers of playing with fireworks.
'It's very sad that this person had to learn about the dangers posed in this way,' it said.
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You guys saw that there's video, right?
They didn't mention how much alcohol was involved.....
They didn't mention how much alcohol was involved.....
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Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
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"An opinon is like an asshole, everyone has one." This asshole "expresed" his opinion.
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..Guess I'll never understand just how much alcohol it would take to get anyone to shove a lit rocket in their ass!
Now I've been stone-cold drunk before, but NEVER that drunk!
Now I've been stone-cold drunk before, but NEVER that drunk!
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Sort of like......"Blow it out your ass!"
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By the way, Ranger BustedKidney I congratulate you on the title of this thread. Kerrey and asshole belong together. 
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There was an asshole here in Denmark who confused an artillery simulator with a cigar at New Year :?
I don't think there was much left of his face....
In comparison to that, sticking a rocket up your ass seems to be almost sensible...................nope, it's still stupid, just not suicidal!
I don't think there was much left of his face....
In comparison to that, sticking a rocket up your ass seems to be almost sensible...................nope, it's still stupid, just not suicidal!
And when I had opened the fourth beer, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and her that sat on him was the wife, and Hell followed with her......
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and her that sat on him was the wife, and Hell followed with her......
