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How To Put On A Bra 101

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CHRIST! Bras suck, but THAT looks like fun!!! :twisted:
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That is so wrong. Who cares about putting one on... What counts is getting it off.
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Ranger Bill wrote:That is so wrong. Who cares about putting one on... What counts is getting it off.
I agree with Ranger Bill. As a teenager it was more important to accomplish the bra removal using but three fingers. Resorting to two hands was an embarrassment.
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Post by Towedjmpr »

More proof that slapping a beret on a some asshole doesn't make him useful.

Interesting anyway.
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Re: How To Put On A Bra 101

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Draco wrote:Here...
It's so fucking wrong that a video game that was all about putting women on parade and making them objects has spawned a movie that's a fucking girl-power fest.

In the video game, she'd have probably beaten them into unconsciousness with her boobs or something.
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Post by Oto-Man »

Steadfast wrote:
Ranger Bill wrote:That is so wrong. Who cares about putting one on... What counts is getting it off.
I agree with Ranger Bill. As a teenager it was more important to accomplish the bra removal using but three fingers. Resorting to two hands was an embarrassment.
Stead, your honorable self had to use 3 fingers????...Thumb and index finger only...3 clasp on da back or even the elusive Twisty- Butterfly- fuckin'- pop- out- around-n- twist- thangy on the front...the "third finger manuever" was only used as a last resort in the late '80's...if all else and Tequila failed... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Shit... half the time I either bit the fucker off or left it in place if it was too much trouble...that weren't where they kept the good shit anywho!!!! The other'n was easier to find...and git too!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Chiron »

Steadfast wrote:
Ranger Bill wrote:That is so wrong. Who cares about putting one on... What counts is getting it off.
I agree with Ranger Bill. As a teenager it was more important to accomplish the bra removal using but three fingers. Resorting to two hands was an embarrassment.
Yes!!! Agree.
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Post by 42L5V »

It's only an embarrassment when you're fumbling around (using the three finger Tequila method) only to discover the fucking thing has a front clasp. :roll: :roll: :roll:
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