ethnic joke
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ethnic joke
The Bureau of Indian Affairs was drivin' along in his car and he sees this indian laying flat on his back, butt ass naked in the bar ditch with a hard on.
The BIA officer pulls over and grabs for his gun, thinks what the Hell?!!?
and proceeds to walk up to this buck indian.
BIA OFFICER: " What the hell do ya; think you're doin?"
The indian replies, " I'm tellin' time. It's 1:00 pm, I use my dick as a sun dial!"
The BIA officer just turns around and walks away without sayin' a word thinkin' loony sun a bitch and gets back in his car and drives away tryin' to forget what he just saw.
He gets a few miles down the road, And I'll be damned if he doesn't see another indian laying flat on his back in a bar ditchh naked just waxkin off as has has he can go.
The BIA officer jumps out of his car and goes: "What the Fuck?!" Don't tell me you're tellin' time!
The indian replies, " Nope, just windin' my watch!"
The BIA officer pulls over and grabs for his gun, thinks what the Hell?!!?
and proceeds to walk up to this buck indian.
BIA OFFICER: " What the hell do ya; think you're doin?"
The indian replies, " I'm tellin' time. It's 1:00 pm, I use my dick as a sun dial!"
The BIA officer just turns around and walks away without sayin' a word thinkin' loony sun a bitch and gets back in his car and drives away tryin' to forget what he just saw.
He gets a few miles down the road, And I'll be damned if he doesn't see another indian laying flat on his back in a bar ditchh naked just waxkin off as has has he can go.
The BIA officer jumps out of his car and goes: "What the Fuck?!" Don't tell me you're tellin' time!
The indian replies, " Nope, just windin' my watch!"
55B, 1989-1992, Ft. Benning, GA. United States Army Marksmanship Team 1990-1992, International Pistol.
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life is what you make of it
A ventriloquist is doing a show near an Indian Reservation and stops in at the Reservation to have a look around and gets into a conversation with one of the men. "Mind if I talk to your horse?" he asks the Indian. "Horse no talk!" replies the man. "They talk to me. Hey horse, how do you like it around here?" asks the ventriloquist. The horse appears to reply, "Oh, it's OK. They don't work me too hard and the foods good." The Indian is a little startled but doesn't say anything so the ventriloquist asks if he can talk to the dog. The Indian replys, "Dog no talk!" The ventriloquist asks the same question to the dog and the dog appears to say, "I love it here. I don't have to work hard at all, just chase sheep all day." Still surprised, the Indian says nothing.The ventriloquist then asks if he can talk to one of the sheep, to which the Indian quickly replys, "SHEEP ARE ALL LIARS!"
I never wore a cape, but I still have my dog tags.
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Experienced Peek Freak!!
173rd Abn LRRP...'66/'67
C/1/506 101st Abn
B/2/325 82nd Abn
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Okay I am Hinz 57, but my grandmother on my dad side was 1/4 choctaw (go look at my picture again at the cheekbones Rgr.BM) and lived in Oklahoma. I will find out what her maiden name was, my family is big into that research stuff.
55B, 1989-1992, Ft. Benning, GA. United States Army Marksmanship Team 1990-1992, International Pistol.
life is what you make of it
life is what you make of it
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