True Friendship

haz-mat · Post by **haz-mat** » July 31st, 2006, 5:00 pm

True Friendship

Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend!!!

Remember.......A friend will help you move.....a good friend will help you move a body.......let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.

Speedracer · Post by **Speedracer** » July 31st, 2006, 6:44 pm

A friend will get you out of jail... :?

But A real friend will be setting beside you in the jail...

T0000009 · Post by **T0000009** » August 2nd, 2006, 10:30 pm

Speedracer wrote:A friend will get you out of jail... :?

But A real friend will be setting beside you in the jail...

ain't that the truth

Ndog275 · Post by **Ndog275** » August 3rd, 2006, 7:10 am

RangerStew wrote:A friend recently tripped over his dog in a dark hallway and put his fist through the door in front of him as he was falling, breaking his hand in several places. I must be a true friend because all I could do was laugh at him.

It's funny when friends get hurt

DixieRat · Post by **DixieRat** » August 3rd, 2006, 11:12 am

Speedracer wrote:A friend will get you out of jail... :?

But A real friend will be setting beside you in the jail...

And if he's a really good friend he'll be laughing with you about how much fun you were having when you got busted. BTDT. :)

T0000009 · Post by **T0000009** » August 3rd, 2006, 3:35 pm

DixieRat wrote:And if he's a really good friend he'll be laughing with you about how much fun you were having when you got busted. BTDT. :)

Or laughing at you because he's got bail money and you don't

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » August 3rd, 2006, 7:57 pm

haz-mat wrote:7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

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