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What sexual activity will you go to jail for?

Post by MrsDocMac »

MrsDocMac will go to jail for ...

Making lewd ginger bread men and giving them to carolers at Christmas.

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Post by RTO »

Ranger RTO will go to jail for ...

Resisting arrest while having sex
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Post by SkyShark »

Skyshark will go to jail for ...

Carrying around a gun shaped like a penis
It's all good.
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Post by SmileyTFJ »

Using your Dildo as a weapon of mass destruction!

:shock: :D :D :D
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Post by EvilCouch »

Evil Couch will go to jail for ...

Making sweet love to a religious symbol

MMmm. Sweet sacrilege.
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Post by rgrpuck »

rgrpuck will go to jail for ...

Snorting Viagra
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Post by Draco »

Setting your partners underwear on fire

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Post by SouthernBlonde »

Making lewd remarks to your arresting officer

:twisted: 8)
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Post by CGoog »

Performing a strip tease on the street :lol: :wink:
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Post by cams »

SouthernBlonde wrote:Making lewd remarks to your arresting officer

:twisted: 8)

DOH!! Are you kidding me?!!!
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Post by cams »

It won't let me in, work PC is blocking it. :(
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My Deck..

Post by keepsmilin »

Having a little too much fun on my backyard deck ...
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Post by RTO »

cams wrote:It won't let me in, work PC is blocking it. :(
Never leave a fallen brother behind..... :wink:



Cams will go to jail for ...
Mooning some cops :lol:
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Post by DixieRat »

Carrying around a gun shaped like a penis

Why am I not surprised?
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