Oral Sex

CGoog · Post by **CGoog** » March 27th, 2006, 12:06 pm

Oral Sex - An Ode To Love

Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
You bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees
You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run
So when the fuck's he gonna cum
Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat
Salty, fishy, sticky, stuff
Okay, already that's enough
Let's switch you say, before you gag
And what revenge, you're on the rag

VAK · Post by **VAK** » March 27th, 2006, 2:06 pm

WRONG, WRONG, WRONG...

Not even your avatar makes up for that one....

Dayum. Coog, tell us though that you manned up and drove through to the objective?

There is no fucking way I would have *orally*. Although her curtains would have been totally fucked up forever....

Goog · Post by **Goog** » March 27th, 2006, 2:54 pm

Dammn, I new I shouldn't have farted when she was Blowin me the other night.

CGoog · Post by **CGoog** » March 27th, 2006, 2:58 pm

And he wonders why it doesnt happen that often.....

VAK · Post by **VAK** » March 27th, 2006, 3:04 pm

Bwahahahahahaha

Vee · Post by **Vee** » March 27th, 2006, 3:50 pm

FUCK! :?

Too much information.

Jeezus.

66G_RN · Post by **66G_RN** » March 27th, 2006, 4:06 pm

Shouldn't the poem be titled 'Fellatio', instead of 'Oral sex', because there is no mention of cunnilingus, or is that just how it really is!?

CGoog · Post by **CGoog** » March 27th, 2006, 4:14 pm

Ranger Vee, what's wrong I thought you liked DETAILS...

Vee · Post by **Vee** » March 27th, 2006, 4:37 pm

I was talkin about the fart thing.

That's just too much.

Now queefs? They're okay.

CGoog · Post by **CGoog** » March 27th, 2006, 4:42 pm

He tried to figure out what they smelled like, he came to the conclusion, that it was the sausage and peppers he ate the other night......

Vee · Post by **Vee** » March 27th, 2006, 4:49 pm

GODDAMMIT!

CGoog · Post by **CGoog** » March 27th, 2006, 6:02 pm

Vee wrote:GODDAMMIT!

He's been eating catfish poboys today...kinda scary..

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » March 27th, 2006, 6:05 pm

you cant help yourself can you ?

CGoog · Post by **CGoog** » March 27th, 2006, 7:56 pm

rgrpuck wrote:you cant help yourself can you ?

Nope, sure can't..

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » March 27th, 2006, 8:21 pm

You mean to tell me that none of you assholes got your fucking "Bloodwings".

What the fuck?