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I was walking into a store last night and saw 4 guys wearing Ranger shirts so i walked up to them. As I began talking to them they told me they werent Rangers. So i asked the rason for them wearing them and they said "they looked cool" and "chicks dig military dudes" does that piss anyone else besides me? Im not a Ranger obviously but I still think thats very fucked up. All i really said to them after that was wait till a real Ranger catches em.
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If you see them again, feel free to rip the shirts off their backs.
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jaw knocker dude wrote:So i asked the reason for them wearing them and they said "they looked cool" and "chicks dig military dudes" does that piss anyone else besides me?
None of what they said is untrue!
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You never lied to a chick to get laid? :twisted: :twisted:
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Posers go to a special place in hell. :twisted:
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I wore one when I was in high school. Does that count as posing?
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I apologize if this is an unnecessary hijack of this thread, but this topic got me to thinking. There is a fellow Paratrooper who tells girls that he served in Iraq, etc. just to get laid. He is of the opinion that it isn't a big deal because it's only to get laid. My opinion is that posing is posing, period and that he's a piece of shit. Thoughts?
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Are the chick hot? If so, leniency might be shown....

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Towedjmpr wrote:I wore one when I was in high school. Does that count as posing?
Saw a guy at the mailbox who's 8 year old so was wearing his.

Is that wrong? :roll:

High school IMO crosses the threshold because you can understand the image you're conveying.

An 8 year old boy who's wearing Pop's T-shirt is definitely okay.
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My brother was in 3rd Bat at the time.
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Towedjmpr wrote:My brother was in 3rd Bat at the time.
Just my opinion, Tj. Take it with a grain of salt.... and some tequila.

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hit_it wrote:Are the chick hot? If so, leniency might be shown....

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Knowing this guy, I wouldn't count on it. :roll:
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jaw knocker dude wrote:I was walking into a store last night and saw 4 guys wearing Ranger shirts so i walked up to them. As I began talking to them they told me they werent Rangers. So i asked the rason for them wearing them and they said "they looked cool" and "chicks dig military dudes" does that piss anyone else besides me? Im not a Ranger obviously but I still think thats very fucked up. All i really said to them after that was wait till a real Ranger catches em.
Sorry pal, when you get yer shit then you can get pissed off.
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Roger that Ranger Kilted Heathen.
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Too funny to pass up...

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You’ve heard about the many MILITARY RULES of conduct;

Now we have some EASY TO FOLLOW CIVILIAN RULES as well:

Military Rules for Non-Military Personnel

We know that the current state of affairs in our great Nation have many civilians up in arms politically and rightfully concerned about our troops. For those of you who can’t join the military at this time, you can still lend a hand here at home. The following are a few of the areas where your assistance would be appreciated:
Read the rest HERE

But this one definately made me chuckle...
(4) (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs), telling others that you used to be “Special Forces,â€
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