Rippie

The Holmchicken · Post by **The Holmchicken** » August 21st, 2005, 10:04 pm

He's a waste of oxygen. I'd like to make him do flutterkicks until his asshole explodes. Alas, it is not my job.

Bugsy · Post by **Bugsy** » August 21st, 2005, 10:18 pm

I Don't know what the fuck you guys are sqawking about. This motherfucker is HIGH SPEED, shit he's in RIP "HOLD". I feel honored just to watch this sorry motherfucker "ACT" like he's actually

DID SOMETHING!!!

Horned Toad · Post by **Horned Toad** » August 22nd, 2005, 7:24 am

Bugsy wrote:I Don't know what the fuck you guys are sqawking about. This motherfucker is HIGH SPEED, shit he's in RIP "HOLD". I feel honored just to watch this sorry motherfucker "ACT" like he's actually

DID SOMETHING!!!

but Bugs he did do something

HE FAILED

hit_it · Post by **hit_it** » August 22nd, 2005, 7:42 am

Horned Toad wrote:
Bugsy wrote:I Don't know what the fuck you guys are sqawking about. This motherfucker is HIGH SPEED, shit he's in RIP "HOLD". I feel honored just to watch this sorry motherfucker "ACT" like he's actually

DID SOMETHING!!!
but Bugs he did do something

HE FAILED

Chiron · Post by **Chiron** » August 22nd, 2005, 8:03 am

Interesting. If he failed (which he did) then why is he trying to talk his way
back in? He should "SHUT THE FUCK UP" and do some reading and PT.

Kid the more you open your mouth the deeper you go and the shit will get deep and breathing will get hard.

For what it's worth never quit and try to be a man.

VAK · Post by **VAK** » August 22nd, 2005, 12:10 pm

Wow, you know you are a simple minded cock holster when you manage to get the Earthpig riled up... That was pretty amazing in and of itself.

As far as the Rippie goes, I read this thread wondering if he had any concept what-so-ever who the fuck he was talking to. I couldn't imagine as small as our world is saying that the "panties in a bunch" comment or coming on here like he did, smelling of tampax and fds, then having the sheer audacity as to say anyone else in the world was whining. But he did ask for advise and I didn't see where any was given to him.

You need to be yourself. Identify with who you are and you won't be having all of these problems. Be with those like you. I think it's not your fault you didn't complete the run. Further, it's not your fault you're a smart ass little whiney, cock-gobbling bitch. I've figured it out. I would bet that you smell like 'fds' and that you have a string coming out of the top of your head. Am I right? I know I am. And that's why you can't complete the run. See, you're a PUSSY. And we all know that PUSSY can't run. It can flow, heavily at times I've heard. But run, nope. Each and everytime a PUSSY tries to run all that happens is a little snail trail is left along the pathway... And as far as being a whiney, cock-gobbler. Not your fault either. Fuck, PUSSY you were created for just that purpose. You are the epitomy of what PUSSY is. Though I have not figured out how you are walking or typing. Now not being able to figure this out isn't so bad. I guess you are just a mutated, freak PUSSY.

So, all said. Go back to who and what you are. Even the fact that you picked a job where you could be on the phone all fucking day. I should tell you before you get there, this is a real combat job and it's important. You won't be able to talk to the other PUSSY you know. It's all about doing the job, not about sharing recipies and talking about who's fucking who. Go back to who you are. You life as a PUSSY suits you better. Fucking Vagasil Queen.

hit_it · Post by **hit_it** » August 22nd, 2005, 12:12 pm

VAK wrote:Wow, you know you are a simple minded cock holster when you manage to get the Earthpig riled up... That was pretty amazing in and of itself.

As far as the Rippie goes, I read this thread wondering if he had any concept what-so-ever who the fuck he was talking to. I couldn't imagine as small as our world is saying that the "panties in a bunch" comment or coming on here like he did, smelling of tampax and fds, then having the sheer audacity as to say anyone else in the world was whining. But he did ask for advise and I didn't see where any was given to him.

You need to be yourself. Identify with who you are and you won't be having all of these problems. Be with those like you. I think it's not your fault you didn't complete the run. Further, it's not your fault you're a smart ass little whiney, cock-gobbling bitch. I've figured it out. I would bet that you smell like 'fds' and that you have a string coming out of the top of your head. Am I right? I know I am. And that's why you can't complete the run. See, you're a PUSSY. And we all know that PUSSY can't run. It can flow, heavily at times I've heard. But run, nope. Each and everytime a PUSSY tries to run all that happens is a little snail trail is left along the pathway... And as far as being a whiney, cock-gobbler. Not your fault either. Fuck, PUSSY you were created for just that purpose. You are the epitomy of what PUSSY is. Though I have not figured out how you are walking or typing. Now not being able to figure this out isn't so bad. I guess you are just a mutated, freak PUSSY.

So, all said. Go back to who and what you are. Even the fact that you picked a job where you could be on the phone all fucking day. I should tell you before you get there, this is a real combat job and it's important. You won't be able to talk to the other PUSSY you know. It's all about doing the job, not about sharing recipies and talking about who's fucking who. Go back to who you are. You life as a PUSSY suits you better. Fucking Vagasil Queen.

Damn, bro.

You hurt MY feelings with that one.

Good Job!!!!

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » August 22nd, 2005, 2:56 pm

VAK wrote:Wow, you know you are a simple minded cock holster when you manage to get the Earthpig riled up... That was pretty amazing in and of itself.

Not only did EP get riled up, but Chiron even said "Shut the Fuck up!" And I have never seen that!

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » August 22nd, 2005, 4:09 pm

I'm so proud of them both! :D

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » August 22nd, 2005, 4:19 pm

Such a small world we live in!

Careful about burning bridges young man

McD · Post by **McD** » August 22nd, 2005, 4:30 pm

Silverback wrote:Such a small world we live in!

Careful about burning bridges young man

That is the best piece of advice you will ever get for free!

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » August 22nd, 2005, 9:10 pm

Kilted Heathen wrote:I'm so proud of them both! :D

Have you been giving those two some training behind the scenes that we dont know about?

Creeping Death · Post by **Creeping Death** » August 23rd, 2005, 6:15 am

Chew toys are cool and all, but if a young man can't pass a 5-mile standard, then what they fuck is he doing anywhere near RIP, hold or otherwise.

Ain't a man here who doesn't know this kid is finished, for a plethora of reasons, HE just doesn't know it yet. Even if God miracles his ass into our Regiment, he won't last a week in squad PT.

And Rippie, let me break it down for you in retard terms. Our community that you are trying to become a part of is a lot smaller than you think. I, like many Rangers here, have Rangers that were MY RIP Instructors here on this site that I talk to nearly on a daily basis. Now, in my case, I have gotten to know them a little more personally here now that I am retired, but there is a side of me that, even to this day - and I assume always will, still have a HEFTY respect and subliminal fear of. They were that evil, that dimented, and that fucking awe inspiring. When I was where you are now, whenever one of them would get within hand grenade range I would get the uneasy feeling that I was about to fucking be killed. I would never speak to them the way you have spoken to all of us here. And there are quite a few generations of RIP Instructors here, and even who have replied in this thread, who concur with the fact that you are doomed to failure, mainly because of your bitchy vaginatical attitude. I can gurantee you this; show up at Battalion with anything resembling your shitty stupid attitude, and you are gonna get some quality time with a stud fresh out of Ranger School that is going to make anything you have seen to that point feel like a Sunday afternoon walk in the park. It will be unlike anything you have fet, experienced, or endured to that point, and with your attitude, you WILL break. Trust me on this one. You have no fucking idea how quickly a hint of poor attitude will get your ass handed to you.

Seriously, do yourself a favor and move on with your career and find happiness elsewhere.

Chiron · Post by **Chiron** » August 23rd, 2005, 6:19 am

Creeping Death wrote:Chew toys are cool and all, but if a young man can't pass a 5-mile standard, then what they fuck is he doing anywhere near RIP, hold or otherwise.

Ain't a man here who doesn't know this kid is finished, for a plethora of reasons, HE just doesn't know it yet. Even if God miracles his ass into our Regiment, he won't last a week in squad PT.

And Rippie, let me break it down for you in retard terms. Our community that you are trying to become a part of is a lot smaller than you think. I, like many Rangers here, have Rangers that were MY RIP Instructors here on this site that I talk to nearly on a daily basis. Now, in my case, I have gotten to know them a little more personally here now that I am retired, but there is a side of me that, even to this day - and I assume always will, still have a HEFTY respect and subliminal fear of. They were that evil, that dimented, and that fucking awe inspiring. When I was where you are now, whenever one of them would get within hand grenade range I would get the uneasy feeling that I was about to fucking be killed. I would never speak to them the way you have spoken to all of us here. And there are quite a few generations of RIP Instructors here, and even who have replied in this thread, who concur with the fact that you are doomed to failure, mainly because of your bitchy vaginatical attitude. I can gurantee you this; show up at Battalion with anything resembling your shitty stupid attitude, and you are gonna get some quality time with a stud fresh out of Ranger School that is going to make anything you have seen to that point feel like a Sunday afternoon walk in the park. It will be unlike anything you have fet, experienced, or endured to that point, and with your attitude, you WILL break. Trust me on this one. You have no fucking idea how quickly a hint of poor attitude will get your ass handed to you.

Seriously, do yourself a favor and move on with your career and find happiness elsewhere.

Well said!

Jim · Post by **Jim** » August 23rd, 2005, 6:30 am

Rippie, please let me tell you that you have annoyed a lot of Rangers with your immature comments. This is a small community, and we tend to have long memories. You have a lot of work ahead of you if you ever expect to make it -- don't think anyone is going out of his way to bust you out of RIP. You'll do it yourself.