Random thought of the moment.

[Slowpoke]

Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses, or 1 horse sized duck?

1 duck. Duck tastes better than horse.

Tough

It sounds like someone has never tasted horse meay. I had a steak in Mexico years ago and was telling the waiter how great this beef was....he then informed me that is wasn't beef, it was horse. If you've ever had a buffalo steak, horse is pretty much the same.

Oh yeah, the question....I think the horse sized duck, much better target than duck sized horses and we can get it done with only one shot.

[rangertough]

Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses, or 1 horse sized duck?

1 duck. Duck tastes better than horse.

Tough

It sounds like someone has never tasted horse meay. I had a steak in Mexico years ago and was telling the waiter how great this beef was....he then informed me that is wasn't beef, it was horse. If you've ever had a buffalo steak, horse is pretty much the same.

Haven't had horse. You may be right.

Not keen on buffalo so statement still stands though.

Tough

[Lefty]

I've had horse and I've had duck (and a whole lot more)

I'll take the duck.

[rgrokelley]

I wonder why all the high school girls are wearing short shorts today,when it is in the 60 degree range?

[rangertough]

I wonder why all the high school girls are wearing short shorts today,when it is in the 60 degree range?

You'd complain if the noose around your neck wasn't tied right.

Tough

[IEDmagnet]

I wonder why all the high school girls are wearing short shorts today,when it is in the 60 degree range?

Insert line from "Dazed and Confused" here.

[rgrokelley]

I wonder why all the high school girls are wearing short shorts today,when it is in the 60 degree range?

You'd complain if the noose around your neck wasn't tied right.

Tough

I was just wondering... it was all the hispanic girls. I didn't know if it was some odd custom or something, you know... three weeks before Christmas wear daisy dukes.

Its kind of like that thing the hispanic girls do to celebrate their 16th birthday... the chupacabra, or chimichanga, or something.

[Jenny Lynn]

Couple weeks ago I got a text message from my wife who was in Key West. Text message read: "...going to drink pina coladas and make out". Rather concerned I called her immediately to "ask" WTF that was supposed to mean.

Just as she picked up, another text came in from her...it was sent earlier, but came in late because it had a photo attached. Showed the sunset view from her balcony, with the words "This is where we are..."

Ranger Lunch, yes that 2nd text definitely changes the context of the message, text messaging issues has gotten me into some sticky situations that needed explaining. Jenny

[RangerX]

Cell phones should have breathalyzers attached.

Just sayin'.

[Jenny Lynn]

Cell phones should have breathalyzers attached.

Just sayin'.

Ranger X, ahhhhh the dangers of drunk dialing...... or nowadays drunk texting lol :D Jenny

pssst the smartphone did that auto correct thing again, that's my story and I'm sticking with it

[Jenny Lynn]

Note to self
In the future, do not visit the local German Bakery and Deli when hungry. That dessert you planned on having with your coffee at home will not make it out of the parking lot intact.