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Life sucks and then you die. The end.
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289sotherhalf wrote:Life sucks and then you die. The end.
Good God woman! If I bought into that Id have stepped in front a self propelled bullet years ago. You need to cheer the fuck up! 8)
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How does one keep a straight face at Home Depot .. when you're asking about buyin' some trim? 8)
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Boudicca wrote:How does one keep a straight face at Home Depot .. when you're asking about buyin' some trim? 8)
Good point.
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Glad I wasn't looking for "decorative" trim, that shit's expensive.
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Boudicca wrote:Glad I wasn't looking for "decorative" trim, that shit's expensive.
For some reason, I put an "a" in that sentence, and thought you could probably find a volunteer to do it for free......
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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills In your wallet or hands were ever in a stripper's butt crack? What if it was a male stripper...?
If not, you're wondering now. Have a nice day ..
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LEROY wrote:THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills In your wallet or hands were ever in a stripper's butt crack? What if it was a male stripper...?
If not, you're wondering now. Have a nice day ..
Awwww, man!!! :shock:
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Boudicca wrote:
LEROY wrote:THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills In your wallet or hands were ever in a stripper's butt crack? What if it was a male stripper...?
If not, you're wondering now. Have a nice day ..
Awwww, man!!! :shock:
Makes my American Express all that more attractive.
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Tater Nuts wrote:
Rock Island Ranger wrote: Makes my American Express all that more attractive.
Do you know where it's been swiped ?
More so than a dollar bill you cash hoarding, back woods, white knuckled, dog killer.
8)
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Rock Island Ranger wrote:
Tater Nuts wrote:
Rock Island Ranger wrote: Makes my American Express all that more attractive.
Do you know where it's been swiped ?
More so than a dollar bill you cash hoarding, back woods, white knuckled, dog killer.
8)
really, was that necessary?
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LEROY wrote: really, was that necessary?
If it was necessary, this is the wrong thread....
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RangerX wrote:
LEROY wrote: really, was that necessary?
If it was necessary, this is the wrong thread....
My apologies. I thought I was on Army Ranger.com where the PC police are kept outside the gate. Also thought I was talking to Tater Nuts....stupid me. :roll:
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Alligator does NOT taste like chicken.

It's much tastier.
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