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rgrpuck wrote:assclowns......everywhere I look I see assclowns .....it is one huge ass circus...
Lately I am finding it harder & harder to differentiate between assclowns & assmonkeys.

Since Obama is now running the circus, does that make him the Ass Master?
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LEROY wrote:
Boudicca wrote:It wasn't a swamp man, Jenny. It was OLD GREG!!!
Ya like Bailey's?
Why yes. Yes, I do, but not from a shoe...

...and I'll pass on the "club where people wee on each other".
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Wow I think Glamour magazine could take a few pointers from people around here :P
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I fucking hate my life. thank god I have a 4 day...
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I had to hit the yes button when quickbooks asked if I wanted to upgraded as I was booting the computer up today
and of course I didn't do a back-up before I hit the yes button, I always get on others when they don't do a backup but no I was in a hurry.... Now I have to re enter all accounting activity since September 29th, way to go Jenny way to go
I NEED A COCKTAIL
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Make your own " Random Thought " in your mind after reading this......

Speeder ( pink + lime-green + red + with streaks of blue hair, black finger nail polish, some where around 9 body-piercings showing, black knee-high boots, grudge rock clothes, NOT hot ), after being stopped for 84 M.P.H. in a clearly posted 60 M.P.H. speed zone last night: " I thought the speed limit was 70 M.P.H., officer ? "

Trooper: " No Ma'am. The speed limit is 60 M.P.H. I have your vehicle speed locked on radar at 84 M.P.H. "

Speeder: " Well, I thought the speed limit was 70, officer. And I thought if I went 8 or 9 or over, you wouldn't stop me. "

Trooper: " Well Ma'am, you are 24 M.P.H. over the posted speed limit in the left lane passing numerous other motorist. "

Speeder: " Well duh. They weren't doing 84. "

:shock:

Trooper: " I'll be right back, Ma'am. " 8)
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And if anyone ever doubted the sheer quantity of ass clowns in this country....behold.
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Having Cocktail tonight to celebrate figuring out a backdoor way to recover the accounting data I thought was unrecoverable earlier today, I'm celebrating big time!!!

dang intuit quickbook on-line support people were completely useless and a waste of my time!!!
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Rock Island Ranger wrote:And if anyone ever doubted the sheer quantity of ass clowns in this country....behold.
Ranger Rock Island Ranger,
You wouldn't be trying to tell us anything, would you? :wink:

P.S. I know I have my moments and don't hide the fact of that!
Jenny
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"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero

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Jenny Lynn wrote:dang intuit quickbook on-line support people were completely useless and a waste of my time!!!
Allow me to translate for you.

Fucking asshat dickweed fucktards who made that fucking useless software dont know their dicks from a plastic plate.

(There ya go, Jenny) 8)
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Rock Island Ranger wrote:
Jenny Lynn wrote:dang intuit quickbook on-line support people were completely useless and a waste of my time!!!
Allow me to translate for you.

Fucking asshat dickweed fucktards who made that fucking useless software dont know their dicks from a plastic plate.

(There ya go, Jenny) 8)
Ranger Rock Island Ranger,
Nicely stated, You are THE MAN!! Rock on. Jenny
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"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” Galileo Galilei

"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero

"By special Pastoral appointment."
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Rock Island Ranger wrote:
Fucking asshat dickweed fucktards who made that fucking useless software dont know their dicks from a plastic plate.
*That* is a priceless quote. 8) :lol:
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Fucking depressing, ain't it?
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