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cams wrote:A classic example of "Friend or Foe" 

A small bird was making his way south for the long winter, out of pure fate he flew into an ice storm, his wings froze up and he crashlanded in a pasture. 

He watched, frozen in fear and unable to move as a cow walked over and took a huge shit on him as he lay dying. 

Miracurously, the heat of the dung warmed him enough that he was able to start moving again, and began to hop away, flapping the ice and shit off his wings. 

Just then a cat saw him, ran over, cleaned the rest of the shit off of him, and abruptly ate him. 

The moral of the story is this;  

Just because someone takes a dump on you, does not neccessarily make them an enemy...

...and just because someone helps you out of the shit one time, does not  neccessarily make them a friend.         

 
Amen, brother.
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Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.

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C Co 3/75 88-90 (Just Cause)
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Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.

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Lunch wrote:
colt1rgr wrote:Cams this made me laugh until suddenly I realized "Hey, thats my life story!" :evil: :lol: :lol: :lol:
So are you the bird, the cow, or the cat? Or the third party observing and reporting the actions on the ground?
Sadly..... at different points of my life...... I have been ALL of the above! :| :lol:
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Possibly the most important thing I've ever read in my life. I now log off to go take up calculus, :twisted:

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12-21-2012 is the last day that everyone will be talking about the Mayan calender.
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Dinner tonight consisted of: Venison and beef burgers on home cooked buns, onions and asperigus straight out of the garden grilled and cantelope and watermelon for desert.

Schibbs puts on a spread.

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In what universe is it ok to fly a motheruckin' rainbow flag directly next to Old Glory!?!

This fucking drives me to the brink of revolution every time I see it.

It's coming. Keep your hatchet scoured and your powder dry.
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Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.

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Maybe I might watch some Olympics after all....

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RangerX wrote:Maybe I might watch some Olympics after all....

http://vimeo.com/45784191
Oh, hell yes!
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Is it a bad idea to tell one of the civilians I work with to stop whing like a spoiled child?
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Was curious if the old avatar still worked, let's see if we see her after my post.
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Jenny Lynn wrote:Was curious if the old avatar still worked, let's see if we see her after my post.
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