Truths for mature humans

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TC204 wrote:3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

Whenever my kids don't want to take naps, this thought always comes to mind.
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Hilarious! I laughed out loud at several of them. How true.
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That list just got emailed to 523 people...amazingly accurate.
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26 and 29 made me crack up. Thank you for shareing this, I feel the need to share this with everyone.
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28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?
It is happening faster than that.
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TC204 wrote:



30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate COPS.

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[quote="TC204"]

24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

I believe it's a lateral move. :arrow:
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