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RANGER513 wrote:If Mr. & Mrs. Howell REALLY had millions and millions of dollars..........


then why were they on that tiny ship for a three hour tour........a three hour tour ?? :shock:
Throw "Lovie overboard" and use some of that cash to have a menage au trois with Ginger and Maryanne! (Least thats what I'm thinkin' :wink: :roll: )
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colt1rgr wrote:
RANGER513 wrote:If Mr. & Mrs. Howell REALLY had millions and millions of dollars..........


then why were they on that tiny ship for a three hour tour........a three hour tour ?? :shock:
Throw "Lovie overboard" and use some of that cash to have a menage au trois with Ginger and Maryanne! (Least thats what I'm thinkin' :wink: :roll: )

Would be the best plan of action. :mrgreen:
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colt1rgr wrote:
RANGER513 wrote:If Mr. & Mrs. Howell REALLY had millions and millions of dollars..........


then why were they on that tiny ship for a three hour tour........a three hour tour ?? :shock:
Throw "Lovie overboard" and use some of that cash to have a menage au trois with Ginger and Maryanne! (Least thats what I'm thinkin' :wink: :roll: )
Howell and the Skipper were ex-Navy. Hence the reason they shipwrecked in the first place- damn swabbies.

I always thought "the professor" was a dumb-ass. Why didn't he build some contraption and set everyone except Ginger and Maryann afloat? Then detonate the whole thing once they were on the horizon. He obviously was not innovative enough to be in the 75th :D :shock:
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How heartless.

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KW Driver wrote:"your cruelty knows no bounds."
:lol: :lol:
Worth at least five points on the obscure reference scale.
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Whenever Barry says "And let me be clear" you know the next thing he will says has absolutely nothing to do with whatever he was lying about in the first place! Just an observation............ :|
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KW Driver wrote:"your cruelty knows no bounds."
Classic.
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Is there any place left on this planet that will let a civilian perform a static line jump? Honestly, who wants to tandem jump? It just looks odd for starters. :x
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C-MAC wrote:Is there any place left on this planet that will let a civilian perform a static line jump? Honestly, who wants to tandem jump? It just looks odd for starters. :x

Clemson Jump Club...unfortunately it is in Oconee County, South Carolina. :P
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KW Driver wrote:"your cruelty knows no bounds."

WELL FUCKING PLAYED!!!!!!!
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The phrase "Cunt Punt" comes to mind.

and that was post #1000
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IEDmagnet wrote:
C-MAC wrote:Is there any place left on this planet that will let a civilian perform a static line jump? Honestly, who wants to tandem jump? It just looks odd for starters. :x

Clemson Jump Club...unfortunately it is in Oconee County, South Carolina. :P
Which means when I head down to Benning for a visit in the fall, I am driving and taking the detour- thanks.
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