German Army, new rules of engagement

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German Army, new rules of engagement

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New rules for German troops in Afghanistan

- All vehicles are to be painted pink to create a less threatening image.
- All soldiers are to grow out hair and beard and convert to Islam prior to deployment.
- When under attack, the enemy should be asked really nicely to stop shooting.
- All lethal weapons are banned for use by German military personnel.
- The use of night vision gear, tactical radios, air support, helicopters and mine-proof vehicles is prohibited, as this would create an unfair advantage (According to the head of the newly restructured German Intelligence Agency BND, Barrack Abdul bin Karzai Infidelkillah.
- An official apology for the death or injury of any terrorist or Taliban fighter will be issued, delivered personally by the defense minister or the chancelor.
- Anyone within the German government who might have ever, in any way, had contact with anyone who heard anything about collateral damage in A'stan is to resign his/her post immediately and is to be replaced by a woman with a double name and a muslim or communist background.

Bowing my head in shame for being a resident of a country that lost his balls a long time ago and does nothing to get them back ......
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You are not alone. Your country is just ahead of us. Our politically correct politicians seem to be following your politicians' lead.
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We killed off most of the ones with balls (oops). At least you could blame it on someone else. We are now cutting off our own balls without anyone else's help.







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rgrokelley wrote:Gebirgs- und Winterkampfschule 1987
Mittenwald is beautiful this time of the year. I went in 1975. By the Way, I understand they have closed some of the satellite camps
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Ranger Jim, they did close the "Luttenseekaserne" above the Lutten Pond, undoubtedly one of the most beautiful military places I have ever been to. It is located about two clicks to the west of the GWS.
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