Army Ranger and the Marines

[Bugsy]

A battalion of Marines was on a beach doing a PT workout when the CO of the battalion looked up and saw a lone Army Ranger standing at attention at the top of a hill.

The CO was curious so he sent a Marine up to see what was going on. As the Marine approached the Ranger sprinted into the woods, and the Marine followed. Yelling and screaming could be heard coming from the woods, seconds later the Ranger stepped out and stood back at attention.

The CO was still curious so he sent a squad up to investigate. The Ranger ran into the woods and after some yelling and screaming, came back out and stood at attention again.

Now the CO was angry so he sent an entire Platoon up to the top of the hill. The Ranger ran into the woods. He emerged moments later after some more yelling and screaming with no sign of the Marines anywhere.

The CO had had enough, he sent the entire battalion of Marines charging up the hill. The Ranger ran into the woods. More yelling and screaming and this time some gunfire. Finally a terribly wounded Marine crawled out of the woods and reported back to the CO.

The CO inquired "Do you mean to tell me that one Army Ranger destroyed an entire battalion of Marines"
The Marine replied "no sir, it was a trick, there were two of them"

[dbmtrman]

Thanks that was a great laugh\

[RANGER513]

A battalion of Marines was on a beach doing a PT workout when the CO of the battalion looked up and saw a lone Army Ranger standing at attention at the top of a hill.

The CO was curious so he sent a Marine up to see what was going on. As the Marine approached the Ranger sprinted into the woods, and the Marine followed. Yelling and screaming could be heard coming from the woods, seconds later the Ranger stepped out and stood back at attention.

The CO was still curious so he sent a squad up to investigate. The Ranger ran into the woods and after some yelling and screaming, came back out and stood at attention again.

Now the CO was angry so he sent an entire Platoon up to the top of the hill. The Ranger ran into the woods. He emerged moments later after some more yelling and screaming with no sign of the Marines anywhere.

The CO had had enough, he sent the entire battalion of Marines charging up the hill. The Ranger ran into the woods. More yelling and screaming and this time some gunfire. Finally a terribly wounded Marine crawled out of the woods and reported back to the CO.

The CO inquired "Do you mean to tell me that one Army Ranger destroyed an entire battalion of Marines"
The Marine replied "no sir, it was a trick, there were two of them from 2nd Batt."

[litlbird]

Sibling rivalry only matters to the one who gets the last word in. I'll have to tell this to my Marine bro when I want to piss him off. Facts are facts.

Ya...suck on that Popsicle bro!

[dbmtrman]

Just make sure you pause often and speak slowly. He is a marine afterall, and might take him some time to comprehend.

[litlbird]

Roger that Ranger dbmtrman.

[rgrokelley]

Just make sure you pause often and speak slowly. He is a marine afterall, and might take him some time to comprehend.

What is a Marine with an IQ of 120?








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