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If the women players at the US Open would wear thong underwear, I would pay more attention to the game.
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If the college girl's volleyball teams played in thongs, I would pay MUCH, MUCH more attention to the games.
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rgrokelley wrote:If the women players at the US Open would wear thong underwear, I would pay more attention to the game.
RANGER513 wrote:If the college girl's volleyball teams played in thongs, I would pay MUCH, MUCH more attention to the games.
Shit, I'd have to buy a new 80" HDTV & a squeegee.
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How can a desert stink so fuckin bad?
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Because it's full of dried-up, granulated, shit...
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Walt Kowalski for president!
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Ranger Morrissey wrote:Because it's full of dried-up, granulated, shit...

Kinda like the National Guard
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Bumper sticker I saw today:

" Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun. "


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Bumper sticker: "I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than take a ride with Ted Kennedy".
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BS502 wrote:Beer should be a tax write off.
Only if consumed in large quantities.
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Bumper sticker on my car:

Boycott Jane Fonda-American Traitor Bitch
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cams wrote:Bumper sticker on my car:

Boycott Jane Fonda-American Traitor Bitch
CAMS !!!!!??????

He returns ! :shock:
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cams wrote:Bumper sticker on my car:

Boycott Jane Fonda-American Traitor Bitch
Concure. Things went wrong when she put on her clothes and opened her mouth.
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