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Chiron
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School excuses!

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* Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her
shot.

* Dear School: Please exscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,
31, 32, and also 33.

* Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

* Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out
of a tree and misplaced his hip.

* John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

* Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was
hurt in the growing part.

* Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered
by very close veins.

* Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

* Please excuse Ray from school. He has very loose vowels.

* Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre)
(dyrea) (direathe) the runs.

* Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

* Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

* Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

* I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because
I don't know what size she wears.

* Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to
get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought
it was Sunday.

* Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her
funeral.

* My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a
weekend with the Rangers.

* Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and
could not breed well.

* Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with
gramps.

* Mary-ann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore
throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore
throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the
best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around,
her father even got hot last night.

* Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His
father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the
doctor
RS Class 5-82
French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
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RgrDoc0310
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Re: School excuses!

Post by RgrDoc0310 »

It sounds like there is a greater need for the parents to attend school than the children.
B Co & HHC, 3/75 RGR REGT
1991-1994
Task Force Ranger 1993

ALWAYS REMEMBER
COMMON SENSE, ISN'T....
FRIENDLY FIRE, ISN'T....
INCOMING FIRE HAS THE RIGHT OF WAY
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Steadfast
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Re: School excuses!

Post by Steadfast »

RgrDoc0310 wrote:It sounds like there is a greater need for the parents to attend school than the children.
Unless it is their friends writing them thar excuses!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Besides Chiron writes like that all the time. 8) Have a bear 'til he comes back.
RLTW
Steadfast

4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
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