Shades are better

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Shades are better

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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last
instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one
drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for awhile,
the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their
habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there
comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?", calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and deciding that no harm
can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice boobs," says the man, "where do you want the blinds?"
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Ahhh, I didn't see it coming. :lol:
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These are obviously the same Nuns that tormented me in school.
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Silverback wrote:These are obviously the same Nuns that tormented me in school.
The nuns that tormented you in school painted naked and had nice boobs? :shock:

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Wow! Memories. When I was in Military School as a teenager, I was tasked to help paint a dorm at a local Catholic Church and School. I was 17 at the time. One of the nuns who was directing my work and I became friendly, she was quite a lovely lady. She allowed me to breed her a couple of times...I like nuns who let me do that. 8)
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. wrote:
Rock Island Ranger wrote:Wow! Memories. When I was in Military School as a teenager, I was tasked to help paint a dorm at a local Catholic Church and School. I was 17 at the time. One of the nuns who was directing my work and I became friendly, she was quite a lovely lady. She allowed me to breed her a couple of times...I like nuns who let me do that. 8)
LMAO, where in the world did that come from? :lol: :lol:
Naked nun joke made me think back to it. I gotta tell you...there is just something about doing a nun. It was a spiritual thing. 8)
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