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CWeber wrote:How ironic, I've used kittens as shark bait.
Ranger Andy wrote:I've used kittens as hawk bait...
Wow, weird....Ive eaten kittens....
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Rock Island Ranger wrote:
CWeber wrote:How ironic, I've used kittens as shark bait.
Ranger Andy wrote:I've used kittens as hawk bait...
Wow, weird....Ive eaten kittens....

Didja at least fatten em up first?
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Re: PETA's "Fish Kittens"

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CWeber wrote:
Rock Island Ranger wrote:
CWeber wrote:How ironic, I've used kittens as shark bait.
Ranger Andy wrote:I've used kittens as hawk bait...
Wow, weird....Ive eaten kittens....

Didja at least fatten em up first?
No need. Fat just cooks off in the BBQ grill. Like eating squirrel cept more fun to hunt. You can fit about 32 of them on a pitchfork and cook over an open fire. Some Tony's, some Pepper.....good food.
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I read this heart warming article and...... was touched. Ive changed.

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(Love to eat dem Kitties, Kitties what I love to eat, bite dey tiny heads off, nibble on dey tiny feet)
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Rock Island Ranger wrote:Wow, weird....Ive eaten kittens....
I got kicked out of the Club Scouts because I got caught eating Brownies...
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Rangerguru wrote:I really can't say what I've used kitten for other than it involved 100 mph tape and Astroglide. :twisted:
Is it still up there?
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Those PETA wackos make my head hurt.

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Rangerguru wrote:I really can't say what I've used kitten for other than it involved 100 mph tape and Astroglide. :twisted:
Is the 100 mph tape to keep the kitten from falling apart?
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RangerX wrote:
Rangerguru wrote:I really can't say what I've used kitten for other than it involved 100 mph tape and Astroglide. :twisted:
Is it still up there?
:twisted:
That was my exact thought..
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The 100 mph tape serves two purposes, it keeps them from scratching you and it keeps them from coming apart when your, for lack of a better term, stump breaking them.
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Rangerguru wrote:The 100 mph tape serves two purposes, it keeps them from scratching you and it keeps them from coming apart when your, for lack of a better term, stump breaking them.
Oh, we know what you wanted us to think. :twisted:
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There's another verse to 'The S&M man' somewhere in this thread.
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Does anyone else suspect that the founders and leaders of PETA just might be pulling the best practical joke ever?
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DJB wrote:Does anyone else suspect that the founders and leaders of PETA just might be pulling the best practical joke ever?
It has gotten them a lot of press. That is what they are good at though. Like any self respecting carnivore is going to change their ways based on a PETA campaign. I don't care how naked you get protesting fur, I love me some steak!!
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Rock Island Ranger wrote:(Love to eat dem Kitties, Kitties what I love to eat, bite dey tiny heads off, nibble on dey tiny feet)
I find it somehow amusing that you know this poem (though you switched mousies for kitties). :wink:
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