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LEROY
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Will you teach me to football?

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Darksaga
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"Three on a midget is bad luck." - Groucho Marx
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
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Silverback
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I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.
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rgrokelley
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Jenny Lynn
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It really stinks when friends come to visit and you find they left you a present, a plugged toilet. Then you remember ah oh the household plunger is still packed in the back of the storage unit that closed an hour ago. Is it Friday yet?
Jenny
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” Galileo Galilei

"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero

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Towedjmpr
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Boo got shot!
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."

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Darksaga
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Zonk 1/75 wrote:Why are the windows in airliners situated so low that you can not see out of them?
The windows are fine. You're just so big you put Sasquatch to shame.
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
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Darksaga
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Heard on MXC...

You don't go down on a guy after the whistle.


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"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
*1992-1996 USMC CPL
* 12/2005- present USAR Medic PL/ Human Terrain Teams
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CavMedic
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Post by CavMedic »

Darksaga wrote:Heard on MXC...

You don't go down on a guy after the whistle.


:shock:
Damn... :shock:
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rgrokelley
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Towedjmpr wrote:Boo got shot!
http://boortz.com/more/audio_archives.html

Go to the bottom of the page. Listen to the "boo got shot" with translation
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Oto-Man
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Jenny Lynn wrote:It really stinks when friends come to visit and you find they left you a present, a plugged toilet. Then you remember ah oh the household plunger is still packed in the back of the storage unit that closed an hour ago. Is it Friday yet?
Curtesy flushes are over-rated

If I drop a duece at a friends house, I just leave it in place for that very reason...8) 8) You just never know when someone has inadequate plumbing :roll: :lol: :lol:
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Oto-Man
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JLTW!!! wrote:
Oto-Man wrote:
Jenny Lynn wrote:It really stinks when friends come to visit and you find they left you a present, a plugged toilet. Then you remember ah oh the household plunger is still packed in the back of the storage unit that closed an hour ago. Is it Friday yet?
Curtesy flushes are over-rated

If I drop a duece at a friends house, I just leave it in place for that very reason...8) 8) You just never know when someone has inadequate plumbing :roll: :lol: :lol:

Ever leave an "Upper Decker" for a friend? The gift that keeps on giving! :evil:
So that was YOU at the Ranch? I wondered who the buddy fucker was?!?
Andy's gonna kick your ass Justin!!!
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