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RTO wrote:
Darksaga wrote:Somehow promotions are always better when the LTC gives you a bottle of Wild Turkey as a congratulatory gift.
It would appear congratulations are in order, Sir! :D
Thanks Ranger.
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Towedjmpr wrote:
RTO wrote:
Darksaga wrote:Somehow promotions are always better when the LTC gives you a bottle of Wild Turkey as a congratulatory gift.
It would appear congratulations are in order, Sir! :D
He's still a nasty leg. ~S~
... and your wife still out ranks you. :wink:
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MMMMMMMMMM, no. She out ranks you.

I retired before she got commissioned.
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Towedjmpr wrote:MMMMMMMMMM, no. She out ranks you.

I retired before she got commissioned.

Ssssssssssssssssssssnap! :lol:
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Word of advice unless you are of mind to completely waste 90 minutes refrain from speaking with an anthropologist who wants to understand the difference between, "ON YOUR FEET!" and "ATTENTION!" and gets into analytical mode.

Yes, she is cute.

Yes, she was drinking beer.

Yes, it was a trap.

Hey, at least the Guinness was good.
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Darksaga wrote:Somehow promotions are always better when the LTC gives you a bottle of Wild Turkey as a congratulatory gift.

Unless he was gay and wanted to bone your ass....Marine thing....right?
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Abell9 wrote:
Darksaga wrote:Somehow promotions are always better when the LTC gives you a bottle of Wild Turkey as a congratulatory gift.

Unless he was gay and wanted to bone your ass....Marine thing....right?
HAHHAHAHAHA


No.
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5 saturdays left.....
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where does the white go when the snow melts ?
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rgrpuck wrote:where does the white go when the snow melts ?
Back to Canada. I see it driving 5 miles below the limit up 75 northbound every Spring.
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Today is hump day ..............

















and sheep in Texas are scared. :shock:



DISCLAIMER: This thought of the day was by no means directed to a certain Pastor who lives in Texas. :lol:
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RANGER513 wrote:

DISCLAIMER: This thought of the day was directed to a certain Pastor who lives in Texas. :lol:
He may not respond with him being busy with the sheep on hump day.
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Zonk 1/75 wrote:I like giraffes. I don't want one. I wouldn't pay for one. But they are cool to look at and I like knowing that they are out there.
Still hung over from new years I see :lol:
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