Q - Why do rednecks do it doggie-style on Sundays?
A - So they can both watch NASCAR.
Q - Why does the Easter bunny hide eggs?
A - So nobody will find out he's been fucking chickens.
Q - How can you tell that your roommate is gay?
A - His cock tastes like shit.
Ancient mysteries resolved
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screescrambler
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Ancient mysteries resolved
"What the f*** is wrong with you, Private? Do you have a sucking head wound?" - Senior drill instructor, Platoon 1036, MCRD Parris Island, June 1979
USMC reserve 1979-82
USMC 1982-85
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USMC 1982-85
Re: Ancient mysteries resolved
:?screescrambler wrote:
Q - How can you tell that your roommate is gay?
A - His cock tastes like shit.
Just how did you come to this knowledge hard charger?
Never mind. Don't ask. Don't tell there Devil Nuts.
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
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"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
*1992-1996 USMC CPL
* 12/2005- present USAR Medic PL/ Human Terrain Teams
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ANGRYCivilian
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Re: Ancient mysteries resolved
I think I just threw-up in my mouth a little bit.screescrambler wrote: Q - How can you tell that your roommate is gay?
A - His cock tastes like shit.
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Rock Island Ranger
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Re: Ancient mysteries resolved
You THINK? Damn...when I do that I pretty much know since I enjoy chewing on last nights eaten Pork Roast.ANGRYCivilian wrote:I think I just threw-up in my mouth a little bit.screescrambler wrote: Q - How can you tell that your roommate is gay?
A - His cock tastes like shit.
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¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
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screescrambler
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darksaga wrote:
Never mind, indeed. I started to explain I heard it 'word of mouth' but even that would surely be misconstrued. One should always tell this joke in second person [how can you tell your roommate] in order to deflect such innuendo ...Just how did you come to this knowledge hard charger?
Never mind. Don't ask. Don't tell there Devil Nuts.
"What the f*** is wrong with you, Private? Do you have a sucking head wound?" - Senior drill instructor, Platoon 1036, MCRD Parris Island, June 1979
USMC reserve 1979-82
USMC 1982-85
USMC reserve 1979-82
USMC 1982-85
