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Lost at home Depot

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Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home
Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about
that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to
where I was going. "

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I 'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde
hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts,
a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
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Post by Oto-Man »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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LMAO
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Post by Nija »

that was a pretty good one
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nice

Post by FIST TEAM LTR »

Nice. :lol:
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Post by EvilCouch »

Hahaha! Nice.
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